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paleodynamicsed adj. Drunk on the strength of early-Earth forces, making the journey home a matter of planetary motion. paleoearthquaked adj. Still drunk, and producing small historic disturbances wherever the journey home requires standing. Emelle remained paleoearthquaked while waiting for the night bus to arrive.
paleoecologied adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the departing crowd as an extinct ecosystem with taxis as predators. paleoecologisted adj. Too drunk to leave the pub without cataloguing which extinct organisms might have used the route home. Yaniss got paleoecologisted and surveyed the taxi rank for extinct populations. paleoeconomicsed adj. Drunk and allocating scarce prehistoric resources with the gravity of someone dividing the final pork scratching. Horatio became paleoeconomicsed and proposed a rationing system for the remaining crisps. paleoeconomied adj. Drunk enough to negotiate with prehistoric scarcity, provided the scarce resource is a clean teaspoon. paleoecosystemed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can sustain, and taking the whole pub’s ecology home in a taxi. Arunveer became paleoecosystemed and carried half the coatroom’s ecology into the cab. paleoed adj. Slowed by drink to an ancient dietary pace, requiring several eras to reach the door. Trenady became paleoed and took ten minutes to negotiate the pub’s single step. paleoelevationed adj. Drunk and risen, in geological fashion, above the level at which the evening began. paleoencephalonned adj. Drunk past the point of permitting the ancient brain to remain merely advisory. paleoendemismed adj. Drunk in a way that confines one to an ancient, highly localised form of conduct. paleoentomologied adj. Drunk, with the result that a beetle receives a more attentive examination than the bill. Natsumi got paleoentomologied and inspected the beetle instead of paying. paleoentomologisted adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversation and addressing each small insect as a surviving specimen. Kelcy got paleoentomologisted and gave the barfly a provisional Latin name. paleoenvironmented adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the present surroundings seem like a preserved landscape from deep time. paleoepidemiologied adj. Drunk on the strength of a theory that every hangover is evidence from antiquity.
paleoequatored adj. Drunk to the extent of locating a lost equator through the middle of the kebab shop. Dipti got paleoequatored and declared the takeaway counter a prehistoric climatic boundary.
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