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paleoethnobotanied adj. Still drunk, and reading the remains of plants as a record of how forgotten people lived. Dindi was paleoethnobotanied and found a complete subsistence economy in a bowl of crisps. paleoethnobotanisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and engaged in a solemn study of what earlier peoples did with plants. Aaliyana went paleoethnobotanisted and assigned ritual significance to the pub's abandoned olives. paleoethnographied adj. Too drunk to distinguish the present company from an observed community of early humans. Gracelynne became paleoethnographied and recorded the bar's greeting customs with grave attention. paleoethnologied adj. You are drunk and assigning ancient cultural origins to everyone who declines another round. Kairell was paleoethnologied and interpreted the refusal as a ritual prohibition. paleoethnologisted adj. Having drunk enough to conduct comparative ethnology among people who merely came in for a pint. Feliberto was paleoethnologisted and divided the guests into three ancient cultural complexes. paleoethologied adj. Of a drinker who has begun treating ordinary drunken conduct as a surviving behaviour of extinct humans. Leo-riley was paleoethologied and attributed the communal crisps to an ancient dominance display. paleoevolutioned adj. Describing a drinker who has regressed, by drink, through several respectable stages of human development. Amarieon was paleoevolutioned and met the difficult doorway with increasingly ancient techniques. paleofaecesed adj. Drunk on the strength of which the morning's discoveries belong in a dig rather than a household account. Skarlet was paleofaecesed by sunrise, with the kitchen containing evidence of ancient human activity. paleofantasied adj. A drinker who imagines the distant past as more convivial, better organised and probably licensed. Levenia was paleofantasied and insisted that prehistoric people understood table service. paleofaunaed adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning after feels populated by extinct creatures, each requiring careful identification. Alazae woke paleofaunaed, cataloguing the unfamiliar animals assembled beneath the duvet. paleofecesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and leaving the morning with deposits of uncertain origin and considerable historical interest. Drucella remained paleofecesed at breakfast, surveying the abandoned takeaway as an excavation site. paleofielded adj. Drunk by the third round, and exerting a persistent influence on the room long after the drinks have gone. Daria woke paleofielded, still altering the direction of every conversation near the kettle. paleofired adj. Still drunk, and liable to rekindle at the recollection of anything said after midnight. Pricilla was paleofired by breakfast, flaring briefly whenever the previous evening was discussed. paleofished adj. Too drunk to distinguish the morning's ancient specimens from ordinary objects left beside the bed. Alija woke paleofished and treated a slipper as evidence of a previously unknown species. paleofjorded adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake with the household divided into steep-sided channels, all leading towards water. Jaydenalexander was paleofjorded by breakfast, navigating between the bed and sink with solemn care. paleoflooded adj. Having drunk enough to leave the morning covered by a sudden deposit of cups, wrappers and regret. Marlia woke paleoflooded, the sitting room marked by deposits from the previous evening's surge.