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paleofloraed adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding every wilted garnish as botanical evidence. Kennyatta became paleofloraed and reconstructed ancient climates from the limp parsley. paleoflowed adj. You have drunk enough to reconstruct last night's movement from the deposits left along the route to bed. Quentine woke paleoflowed, tracing the night's progress through a line of abandoned glasses. paleoforested adj. Still drunk, and establishing a dense, ancient woodland around the coat stand. Kione was paleoforested by closing time, surrounded by coats and one umbrella. paleogeneticisted adj. Of a drinker: reconstructing the previous night's ancestry from fragments, symptoms and one surviving receipt. Alwood woke paleogeneticisted, tracing the evening's lineage through messages and an unfamiliar coat. paleogeneticsed adj. Describing a drinker who reconstructs the family history of the evening from its surviving evidence. Gurnam was paleogeneticsed at breakfast, establishing which relatives had contributed to the current condition. paleogenomed adj. A drinker who wakes carrying the complete ancient sequence of last night's mistakes, though much of it is unreadable. Capriana woke paleogenomed, possessing a full but incomprehensible record of the evening. paleogenomicsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to sequence the ancient past from a family resemblance at the bar. Bronte got paleogenomicsed and claimed the regulars shared extinct genetic material. paleogeographered adj. You have drunk enough to relocate ancient continents, chiefly to accommodate your plate. Dijion got paleogeographered and shifted the continents around a cooling portion of chips. paleogeographied adj. Of a drinker: historically minded about continents, geographically uncertain about the way home. Daylie was paleogeographied and gave precise directions to a coastline that no longer existed. paleogeologied adj. The condition of a drinker who reads the room as ancient terrain and himself as its latest deposit. Beth-anne woke paleogeologied, describing the kitchen floor as a sequence of historical surfaces. paleogeologisted adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's room is read as a geological record of former habitation. Laguisha woke paleogeologisted, dating each glass by its position beneath the furniture. paleogeomorphologied adj. Reduced by drink to mapping yesterday's physical geography through displaced furniture and personal sediment. Omaira woke paleogeomorphologied, charting the altered topography between bed, sink and front door. paleoglaciered adj. Sharpened by drink into a cold remnant of former movement, with the morning advancing around you. Mourice woke paleoglaciered, pointedly silent beneath a narrowing ridge of duvet. paleoglaciologied adj. Loosened by drink into a study of ancient glaciers, particularly the one retreating from the bed towards tea. Louie-jay woke paleoglaciologied, documenting the retreat of the duvet with grave attention. paleognathed adj. Sufficiently drunk to insist that a cassowary is qualified to chair the meeting. Natlie got paleognathed and appointed the nearest emu head of household affairs. paleographed adj. Having drunk more than enough to authenticate every faded document, including the takeaway menu. Indyana was paleographed and declared the kebab receipt an important historical source.