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paleographered adj. You are drunk and assigning dates, scribes and provenance to whatever is within reach. Ulrica went paleographered and catalogued the pub's notices by supposed monastic origin. paleographied (/ˌpalɪˈɒɡɹəfid/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the past for evidence and is now citing it in support.
paleographisted adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing handwriting from the historical circumstances of the person who wrote it, to everyone else's regret. paleogravelled adj. Drunk and reduced to the patient antiquity of a roadside heap. paleohabitated adj. A drinker who treats the remains of a failed plan as proof of an earlier civilisation. Nikeia was paleohabitated and reconstructed a prehistoric supper from two olives and a bus ticket. paleoherbed adj. A drinker so far gone that every unfamiliar flower becomes a third category requiring urgent explanation. paleoherpetologied adj. Reduced by drink to classifying old reptiles, with the confidence of someone holding the wrong book. paleoherpetologisted adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently assigns prehistoric ancestry to anything that moves slowly. paleohexaploidied adj. Loosened by drink into six overlapping versions of the person who meant to go home. paleohexaploidisationed adj. Softened by drink into becoming historically duplicated, with six answers where one decision would do. Maysa became paleohexaploidisationed and ordered six versions of the same meal for comparison. paleohexaploidizationed adj. Sharpened by drink into six confident copies of the same prehistoric conclusion. Cemal got paleohexaploidizationed and appointed six separate experts to choose his taxi. paleohistologied adj. Drunk and examining ancient tissue with the calm authority of someone who has misplaced the evening. paleohistologisted adj. Emboldened by drink to diagnose ancient tissues from the marks left by a modern sandwich. paleohistopathologied adj. Drunk to the point where every old stain becomes evidence of a long-standing disease. Kennesha became paleohistopathologied and diagnosed the wallpaper with an ancient infection. paleohistoried adj. Drunk past the point of remembering events, but not past confidently excavating them. Tzipa was paleohistoried, confidently excavating last night from beneath the sofa cushions.
paleohorizontaled adj. Drunk beyond recognising that ancient layers are horizontal, and now insisting the ceiling is one.
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