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paleohumanned adj. Of a drinker who has retreated to the sofa and begun discussing conditions in the prehistoric household. Jovanne was paleohumanned, wrapped in a blanket and regarding the television as an archaeological site. paleohumiditied adj. Describing a drinker who has made the kitchen feel like a prehistoric swamp by boiling the kettle repeatedly. paleohydrographied adj. Sufficiently drunk to chart the ancient rivers formed by spilled water across the kitchen floor. paleohydrologied adj. Drunk to the extent of reviving long-abandoned conversational channels and sending everyone else down them. Jorjia was paleohydrologied and reopened a disagreement about a holiday from 2009. paleohydrologisted adj. The condition of a drinker who investigates the household water supply with prehistoric seriousness. Treveyon was paleohydrologisted, inspecting the kitchen tap as though it had recently changed course. paleoichnologied adj. Softened by drink into interpreting every household mark as a trace fossil from last night's supper. Amneek was paleoichnologied, examining a biscuit crumb beside the sofa with professional concern. paleoichnologisted adj. The drunkenness of one who reads the evening's traces in crumbs, footprints and rings left on furniture. paleoichthyologied adj. Too drunk to let a room contain a single fish without identifying its prehistoric relatives. paleoichthyologisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every companion as an audience for prehistoric fish. Kathyren was paleoichthyologisted and recruited the entire bar into a discussion of fossil gills. paleoillustratored adj. Loosened by drink into sketching prehistoric animals on the shopping list while waiting for water. Haysam was paleoillustratored, drawing a small fern beside the instructions for the kettle. paleoimmunologied adj. Slowed by drink to the ancient pace at which the body remembers where the water is kept. paleoindianed adj. You are drunk and following the first usable trail, preferably towards a lit doorway. paleoindicationed adj. Drunk and serving as evidence that an ancient household event involved wine, crumbs and no clear plan. Aldor was paleoindicationed, his position beside the fridge documenting the evening's decline. paleoindicatored adj. Drunk to the point where the state of the kitchen is evidence for an ancient household catastrophe. paleointensitied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing household magnetism from a firm desire to remain on the sofa. paleoislanded adj. Drunk beyond joining the rest of the household, marooned on the sofa with a glass of water. Earlean was paleoislanded, surrounded by cushions and unwilling to attempt the mainland of the kitchen.