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PLMN'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing one mobile conversation from the entire public network. Hendrik went PLMN'd and announced his voicemail to everyone near the fruit machine. PLO'd adj. Reduced by drink to betting the remaining fare home on a hand nobody has dealt. Soumia went PLO'd and raised the taxi fare against a visibly poor hand. PLOSL'd adj. A drinker who has made the morning-after bedroom soft, crowded and difficult to navigate without a torch. Khance was PLOSL'd by dawn, crossing the room cautiously through blankets, cushions and uncertain furniture. PLP'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to phosphorylating the conversation with one final point. Elisio was PLP'd and added a chemical suffix to every sentence at the bar. PLS'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person carefully reconsidering each stair. Coralei was PLS'd and paused halfway upstairs to admire the banister. PLSS'd adj. Of a drinker: backpacked with enough lager to breathe through the evening and expel the consequences. Silken was PLSS'd, carrying the evening on her back and speaking in measured breaths. PLTL'd adj. Sharpened by drink into deciding that every problem can be solved by a team of classmates. Connor-lee got PLTL'd and assigned the landlord a worksheet before breakfast. PLUR'd adj. Drunk on the strength of four good principles, none of which has improved the dancing. Milanee was PLUR'd and offered respect to everyone waiting for the cloakroom. PLWC'd adj. Emboldened by drink to address the kitchen's domestic failures directly, beginning with the empty water jug. Jashon was PLWC'd, confronting the empty jug and demanding an immediate refill. PLWH'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a person living by exact domestic distinctions, including which glass is theirs. Evan was PLWH'd, correcting everyone on the precise ownership of the water jug. PLWHA'd adj. Loosened by drink into a household presence drifting freely between the sofa, sink and glass of water. Ngawai was PLWHA'd, abandoning the washing-up halfway to bring a blanket indoors. PM'd (/ˌpiː ˈɛmd/) adj. Softened by drink into an investigation of last night's remains, with the cause still uncertain. Philliph was PM'd by breakfast, examining the empty glasses for evidence. PMAC'd adj. Having drunk enough to alternate between strong currents of confidence and an unhelpful hum. Izzadeen arrived PMAC'd, oscillating between bold plans and a faint electrical complaint. PMAered adj. The state of being drunk and conducting the morning like an informal military exercise. Correna was PMAered, assigning breakfast duties with the gravity of a parade inspection. PMB'd adj. Still drunk, and holding the evening together with a modified binder of uncertain composition. Davidson was PMB'd and kept the group seated by means of loose promises. PMC'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a private force, securing the crisps and negotiating aggressively over the playlist. Etia went PMC'd and guarded the bar snacks while Vilinda attempted a peaceful intervention.