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paleokarsted adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen's lower surfaces acquire the quiet importance of buried formations. paleolaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the smallest household object, such as a spoon, seem ceremonially important. Amaryn paleolaed over a teaspoon, treating its recovery from the carpet as a ceremonial task. paleolagooned adj. Drunk on the strength of an old reserve, now pooled quietly between the sofa and the kitchen. paleolaked adj. Drunk since last orders, and lying still beside the sofa as though the household had dried around you. Esmeray was paleolaked, flat beneath a blanket with the water glass standing at the edge. paleolandscaped adj. Reduced by drink to remember the pub as it was in ancient times, with every regular a geological feature. Doney got paleolandscaped and described the snug as an inland sea. paleolatituded adj. Softened by drink into placing the formation of every barmaid's story at a former latitude. Rosilyn went paleolatituded and relocated the dartboard to a prehistoric climate. paleoleveed adj. Loosened by drink into a prehistoric embankment, no longer holding back the evening's flood. paleoliberaled adj. Slowed by drink to defend liberty in principles borrowed from an earlier age. paleoliberalismed adj. Drunk to the point where every pub rule appears an intolerable intervention. paleolibertarianed adj. Drunk enough to support freedom from government, supervision, and sensible assistance home. paleolibertarianismed adj. Drunk past the point of separating conservative pub manners from opposition to being told anything. Abrahan became paleolibertarianismed and defended silence while disputing the landlord's powers. paleolimnologied adj. Drunk to a degree that the pub's puddles disclose a complete history of inland waters. paleolimnologisted adj. Drunk in a way that treats every puddle in the pub as evidence of former inland waters. paleolinguisticsed (/ˌpeɪ.li.əʊ.lɪŋˈɡwɪs.tɪksd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every utterance is excavated from a distant human past, usually to request chips. paleoliquefactioned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming ancient soil liquefaction whenever the landlord approaches with the bill. Marelle went paleoliquefactioned and sank gently into the bench at closing. paleolithed adj. Drunk since last orders, and resembling a relic dug from the earliest layer of the bar.