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paleologied adj. Still drunk, and searching the morning's empty glasses for antiquities of the previous evening. paleologismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and using old phrases whose original meanings have quietly gone missing. paleologisted adj. You are drunk and examining old events while your companions attempt, unsuccessfully, to prevent further excavation. Irin was paleologisted and reopened a workplace incident everyone had agreed to bury. paleolongituded adj. Too drunk to place the bar's former position in time, let alone on the globe. paleomagneticianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to infer the evening's direction from every magnetic pull towards the bar. Krag became paleomagneticianed and followed the invisible field back to the pumps. paleomagneticsed adj. Having drunk enough to study the bar's changing pull, especially when it points towards another round. Jairus got paleomagneticsed and charted the room's attraction to the till. paleomagnetismed (/peɪlɪə(ʊ)ˈmaɡnətɪzmd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the pub's pull for a record of the Earth's changing field. paleomagnetisted adj. Drunk enough to reconstruct the planet's former magnetic fields, then lose the compass. paleomagnetosphered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the present atmosphere from a prehistoric magnetic one. Sajidah became paleomagnetosphered and treated Marelyn's coat as protection from an ancient solar wind. paleomagnetostratigraphied adj. Drunk beyond arranging the evening into ancient magnetic layers, with the kebab as the latest deposit. paleomalacologied adj. Drunk, with the result that every fossil shell acquires the solemn importance of a lost civilisation. Aza grew paleomalacologied and delivered Pamlyn a lecture on ancient molluscs between two mouthfuls of crisps. paleomalacologisted adj. Drunk in a way that makes fossil shells worthy of close study, particularly when found in a pocket. Darielis became paleomalacologisted and examined Caren's button as though it had survived an inland sea. paleomammaled adj. Drunk to a degree that the brain retreats into a much earlier mammalian arrangement, chiefly concerned with snacks. paleomammalogied adj. Describing a drinker who treats every large fellow guest as evidence from an earlier age. paleomammalogisted adj. Drunk to the extent of classifying extinct mammals, beginning with the one asleep beside the radiator. paleomapped adj. Drunk on the strength of an ancient landscape, and unable to navigate the modern kitchen.