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paleomarginned adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the edge of a drink as a receding prehistoric coast. Wynette grew paleomarginned and measured the table's spill as though it marked a former lagoon. paleomarxismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and advocating a primitive redistribution of the remaining bar snacks. Jerriah became paleomarxismed and proposed that Cynequa's crisps belonged equally to the room. paleomed adj. Still drunk, and carrying an extinct genome in the fragile vessel of a person who has misplaced their coat. Zi remained paleomed, insisting Baeleigh's lost scarf represented a vanished hereditary line. paleomerycided adj. Sufficiently drunk to ruminate like an extinct ungulate, chiefly upon whether to order chips. Xzayvien grew paleomerycided and ruminated beside Tazariah over the moral significance of another portion. paleomicrobiologied adj. Having drunk more than a sensible person would, and discovering an entire prehistoric world in the kebab. Aaqil became paleomicrobiologied and described Nadie's takeaway as a sealed ecosystem from antiquity. paleomicrobiomicsed adj. You have drunk enough to treat the pub's microbes as an ancient community, then share their chips. Leeonna grew paleomicrobiomicsed and explained Avanish's abandoned glass as a prehistoric microbial habitat. paleomobilitied adj. The drunkenness of one who travels constantly but never towards the place the others have agreed to reach. Relonda was paleomobilitied and moved Daelin through three streets without approaching home. paleomodelinged adj. Still drunk, and treating the room as a map of prehistoric animal ranges. Prish remained paleomodelinged and found suitable habitats beneath every table. paleomodelled adj. Drunk by the third round, and reconstructing where extinct creatures ought to have lived. Treshell became paleomodelled and placed a prehistoric herbivore beside the fruit bowl. paleomonsooned adj. Of a drinker: arriving in seasonal torrents, with the grandeur of antiquity and the aim of finding the lavatory. Lainy was paleomonsooned by midnight, crossing the room like an ancient weather front towards the lavatory. paleomorphologied adj. Of a drinker who has reconstructed ancient forms from the shapes of cushions and one overturned chair. Japnaaz became paleomorphologied and explained Lunarae's collapsed armchair as evidence of an extinct body plan. paleomyrmecologied adj. A drinker who treats the vanished empires of ants as more pressing than the taxi home. Shabnam became paleomyrmecologied and reconstructed Prynce's extinct colony from crumbs beneath the table. paleomyrmecologisted adj. Describing a drinker who studies extinct ants, particularly the minute procession of crumbs towards the sofa. Briden became paleomyrmecologisted and followed Lavarious's crumbs as though tracing an extinct colony. paleonemerteaned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a ribbon-like object as an extinct marine worm. Kalynn became paleonemerteaned and took the loose shoelace for a fossil specimen. paleoneuroanatomied adj. The state of being drunk and explaining an extinct creature's nervous system when asked only for the bill. Kateshia grew paleoneuroanatomied and diagrammed Tamyrah's imaginary neural crest beside the till. paleoneurobiologied adj. Drunk to the extent of reconstructing everyone’s brain from their facial expressions, to their evident discomfort. Cheriece got paleoneurobiologied and diagnosed the landlord’s ancestral anxieties over crisps.