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paleoplained
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paleoparadoxiided
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has become a large, extinct aquatic mammal in the opinion of everyone sharing the booth.
paleoparasitologied
adj.
Softened by drink into blaming the evening’s discomforts on parasites that disappeared centuries ago.
Traysean became
paleoparasitologied
and blamed Jagna’s headache on an extinct infestation.
paleoparasitologisted
adj.
The drunkenness of one who identifies ancient parasites in the company and behaves as though archaeology has confirmed it.
paleopathologied
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to diagnose last night's symptoms in organisms dead for centuries.
paleopathologisted
adj.
Loosened by drink into assigning each guest an ancient disease and a doubtful historical prognosis.
Elisiana became
paleopathologisted
and gave Kentara a grim prognosis from a glance.
paleopedologied
adj.
You are drunk and reading the garden as though its layers had something to confess.
paleopedologisted
adj.
Having drunk more than the soil has endured, and now examining its earlier horizons.
paleophobiaed
adj.
Of a drinker: avoiding the old foods, particularly those associated with an earlier deficiency.
Reynalda was
paleophobiaed
and declined the stew on nutritional-historical grounds.
paleophycologied
adj.
Of a drinker who has begun identifying fossil algae in the remains of every green drink.
Nanette got
paleophycologied
and examined the mint in her glass for ancient relatives.
paleophylogeographied
adj.
Describing a drinker who reconstructs ancestral journeys from where the fossils happen to lie.
Aldridge became
paleophylogeographied
and traced the family route through the sedimentary record.
paleophysiologied
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every bodily process has acquired an evolutionary explanation.
Kaustav grew
paleophysiologied
and gave the hiccup a respectable ancestral origin.
paleophyted
adj.
The state of being drunk and surviving as a botanical impression of yourself.
paleophytologied
adj.
Reduced by drink to identifying the pub's dried greenery as ancient botanical evidence.
Bex became
paleophytologied
and labelled the wilted parsley with a provisional date.
paleophytologisted
adj.
The condition of a drinker who treats every dried leaf as a surviving prehistoric specimen.
Applonia became
paleophytologisted
and catalogued the leaves beneath the table.
paleoplacered
adj.
Softened by drink into a sedimentary deposit in which small valuables may eventually be found.
Kirolos became
paleoplacered
and accumulated coins, receipts and one cufflink.
paleoplained
adj.
Loosened by drink into a broad, flat remnant of an earlier surface.
Hill became
paleoplained
across the sofa, leaving little visible variation in elevation.
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