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paleoparadoxiided adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a large, extinct aquatic mammal in the opinion of everyone sharing the booth. Millee got paleoparadoxiided and occupied the booth like a stranded ancient animal. paleoparasitologied adj. Softened by drink into blaming the evening’s discomforts on parasites that disappeared centuries ago. Traysean became paleoparasitologied and blamed Jagna’s headache on an extinct infestation.
paleoparasitologisted adj. The drunkenness of one who identifies ancient parasites in the company and behaves as though archaeology has confirmed it. Lector got paleoparasitologisted and accused Dycen of carrying something from antiquity. paleopathologied adj. Sufficiently drunk to diagnose last night's symptoms in organisms dead for centuries. Shealeigh became paleopathologied and attributed the headache to an ancient dietary deficiency. paleopathologisted adj. Loosened by drink into assigning each guest an ancient disease and a doubtful historical prognosis. Elisiana became paleopathologisted and gave Kentara a grim prognosis from a glance. paleopedologied adj. You are drunk and reading the garden as though its layers had something to confess. Kimley became paleopedologied and labelled the flowerbed by its supposed geological age. paleopedologisted adj. Having drunk more than the soil has endured, and now examining its earlier horizons. Jimette became paleopedologisted and scraped the garden path for evidence of former ground. paleophobiaed adj. Of a drinker: avoiding the old foods, particularly those associated with an earlier deficiency. Reynalda was paleophobiaed and declined the stew on nutritional-historical grounds. paleophycologied adj. Of a drinker who has begun identifying fossil algae in the remains of every green drink. Nanette got paleophycologied and examined the mint in her glass for ancient relatives. paleophylogeographied adj. Describing a drinker who reconstructs ancestral journeys from where the fossils happen to lie. Aldridge became paleophylogeographied and traced the family route through the sedimentary record. paleophysiologied adj. A drinker so far gone that every bodily process has acquired an evolutionary explanation. Kaustav grew paleophysiologied and gave the hiccup a respectable ancestral origin. paleophyted adj. The state of being drunk and surviving as a botanical impression of yourself. Grisham was paleophyted by midnight, flattened quietly against the sofa. paleophytologied adj. Reduced by drink to identifying the pub's dried greenery as ancient botanical evidence. Bex became paleophytologied and labelled the wilted parsley with a provisional date. paleophytologisted adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every dried leaf as a surviving prehistoric specimen. Applonia became paleophytologisted and catalogued the leaves beneath the table. paleoplacered adj. Softened by drink into a sedimentary deposit in which small valuables may eventually be found. Kirolos became paleoplacered and accumulated coins, receipts and one cufflink.
paleoplained adj. Loosened by drink into a broad, flat remnant of an earlier surface. Hill became paleoplained across the sofa, leaving little visible variation in elevation.
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