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PMCS'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and shivering through the lavatory visit as though the plumbing had opinions. Dorisann came back PMCS'd, shivering beside the hand dryer and blaming the draught. PMD'd adj. Drunk enough to operate a small electric vehicle at a speed described as moderate by nobody present. Maydeen went PMD'd towards last orders, steering the hire scooter by instinct alone. PMDD'd adj. Of a drinker who has made panic, irritability and grand reversals into a single operating system. Kathylene went PMDD'd and declared the quiet corner personally hostile. PMDI'd adj. You have drunk enough to react vigorously with almost anything placed before you. Zorian was PMDI'd and treated the taxi queue as a reactive mixture. PMDS'd adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired an inexplicably persistent second conversation in the snug. Montravius was PMDS'd, conducting a separate discussion with someone behind the coat stand. PMEE'd (/ˈpiːmiːd/) adj. Drunk and operating with equipment whose purpose is known only in outline. Mabrey was PMEE'd and spent ten minutes inspecting the unused projector. PMF'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has become a progressive fibrotic mass around one fixed opinion. Flossie got PMF'd and hardened around the belief that the jukebox was addressing her. PMG'd adj. Emboldened by drink to take responsibility for every message, parcel and conversation in the house. Elsie-rae became PMG'd at closing time, accepting letters for people who had never lived there. PMH'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns the evening into a past medical history worth taking down. Jaksyn was PMH'd, listing every previous hangover to the nurse at the late-night chemist. PMI charted adj. The condition of a drinker who has classified the morning as plus, minus and interesting. Angiolina was PMI charted, awarding the kettle a plus and the sunlight a determined minus. PMI'd adj. Having drunk enough to convert the bar's general mood into a purchasing managers' index. Kheli was PMI'd and reported declining confidence in the crisps. PMID'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has assigned an identifier to every fragment of the previous evening. Isaac-lee was PMID'd, searching the breakfast table for the reference to last night's argument. PMIS'd adj. Emboldened by drink to consult an elaborate information system before taking one ordinary step. Kunashe became PMIS'd and demanded data on the staircase before proceeding. PML'd adj. Drunk to a degree that dormant ideas reactivate and spread through every conversation present. Elle-louise got PML'd and revived an argument about parking that everyone else had abandoned. PMMA'd adj. Softened by drink into something transparent, light and unlikely to break when the table is encountered. Valaska went PMMA'd and bounced gently off the doorway without interrupting the story. PMMU'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a memory system that keeps old rounds accessible after newer ones fail. Addileigh was PMMU'd, recalling every drink except the one currently in hand.