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paleozoologisted adj. Describing a drinker who studies their discarded dignity as though it belonged to a fossil animal. Shenyah emerged paleozoologisted, examining last night's messages as preserved remains. palermoited adj. The state of being drunk and mineralised into a complicated, pale, largely immovable morning specimen. Raihaan woke palermoited, crystallised beneath the duvet with water beside the bed. palesied adj. You are drunk and your limbs have entered an obsolete, intermittent negotiation with gravity. Laurielle went palesied and shook her way carefully from the sofa to the glass of water. palestraed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns collecting coats into a minor gymnasium. Amelia-grace became palestraed while attempting three coats and a scarf at once. palestrianed adj. The condition of a drinker who wrestles the duvet for several hours and loses on points. Arby was palestrianed by breakfast, grappling unsuccessfully with the fitted sheet. paletaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become sticky, bright and difficult to separate from the morning's sweets. Errin woke paletaed, clinging to the kitchen chair and requesting something caramel-coloured. paleted adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to treating every small glass as a decorative object. Taegyn got paleted and arranged the tumblers in a careful little row. paletoted (/ˈpalɪtəʊd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a loose outer layer, draped over the nearest chair until further notice. Blessed sat paletoted by the radiator, wrapped in yesterday's coat and avoiding daylight. palette knifed adj. Loosened by drink into a blunt instrument for scraping breakfast together from whatever remains. Carrianne was palette knifed by morning, spreading butter with the concentration of a conservator. palette swapped adj. Emboldened by drink to wake in an entirely different colour scheme, with familiar objects rendered unrecognisable. Andranik was palette swapped by breakfast, mistaking the blue mug for an important medical device. palette windowed adj. Slowed by drink to a floating panel of half-responsive commands, all obscuring the document beneath. Majus remained palette windowed over breakfast, opening the cupboard instead of answering questions. paletted (/ˈpælɪtd/) adj. Softened by drink into a surface on which every colour of the morning has been mixed indiscriminately. Danahi looked paletted over coffee, with breakfast, daylight and regret running into one another. palettizationed adj. Having drunk enough to arrange every object into neat colour-coded groups, despite nobody requesting the exhibition. Tanesia got palettizationed and reorganised the crisps according to packet colour. palfreyed (/ˈpɔːl.fɹid/) adj. Having drunk more than your confidence can carry, and proceeding at a smooth, stately amble regardless. Marsell went palfreyed and accepted the coat stand's invitation to dance. palfreymanned adj. You have drunk enough to groom every conversation carefully, then mount the wrong one. Mekael got palfreymanned and prepared the taxi queue for a ceremonial departure. palgraved adj. Drunk by closing time, and exercising near-royal authority over a county consisting chiefly of the cloakroom. Annalynn grew palgraved and granted the best chair to a handbag under her personal jurisdiction.