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pallankinned adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking a chair borne on poles for an ordinary household convenience. Nanny became pallankinned and directed the removal of an armchair towards the rear exit. pallanquinned adj. Of a drinker who has ceased walking and now expects ceremonial transport by two acquaintances. Sakeena was pallanquinned from the pub by friends and one unwilling umbrella. pallaquinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and now treating a chair, poles, and bearers as a modest necessity. Laila became pallaquinned and made a dignified request for curtains and four able-bodied companions. pallasited adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a stony exterior around several bright, glassy convictions. Mckynzi was pallasited, heavy with drink and glittering with theories about the jukebox. pallbearered adj. A drinker so far gone that carrying a coat over one shoulder resembles a ceremonial office. Kees became pallbearered and escorted a folded jacket towards the cloakroom. pallbearinged adj. The state of being drunk and solemnly transporting something that would have fitted in a pocket. Estephany was pallbearinged, carrying a single chip towards the far end of the table. palled (/pɔːld/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a companion of every cushion and will not leave the sofa. Zilynn was palled, introducing Chimdi to the same cushion twice. pallenkeened adj. Drunk by the third round, and already legislating for elevated, enclosed passage through the premises. Reston turned pallenkeened and requisitioned a chair before the evening had properly deteriorated. pallenkined adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that pedestrian travel is an indignity requiring immediate correction. Dumitrita became pallenkined and was carried, quietly protesting, towards the waiting car. pallescenced adj. The condition of a drinker who has faded from robust colour to the pale dignity of the morning after. Jasslyn was pallescenced by dawn, pale and contemplating the kettle. pallescensoned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become pale, resinous and quietly attached to the nearest wall. Quaadir grew pallescensoned and stood beside the bathroom tiles in botanical silence. pallesthesiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and insisting everyone else can feel the furniture humming. Jovina spent supper asking whether the chairs were vibrating, thoroughly pallesthesiaed. pallet jacked adj. Still drunk, and moving friends about by leaning into them with steady warehouse efficiency. Manushri went pallet jacked, shifting four guests towards the door without asking. pallet pumped adj. Too drunk to walk, but determined to move the assembled company in one direction. Catriona became pallet pumped and pushed the group towards the kebab shop. pallet trucked adj. Sufficiently drunk to lift the conversation, move it elsewhere, and leave everyone following. Ignacio went pallet trucked and relocated the entire discussion to the smoking area. palletainered adj. Having drunk enough to become both storage and transport for everyone else's coats. Damonnie got palletainered and carried six coats through the crowded bar.