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palmamided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a chemically specific remainder of the evening's proceedings. Marvena was palmamided by closing time, reduced to chemistry and a firm wish for chips. palmar fibromatosised adj. Drunk on the strength of a hand that has gradually contracted around the next drink. Tasina grew palmar fibromatosised, unable to release the glass when the bell rang. palmaresed adj. Drunk since last orders, and already treating the evening as a notable sporting achievement. Panhia arrived at the taxi rank palmaresed, listing each round as a separate victory. palmaris longused adj. Drunk by the third round, and discovering that an apparently useful forearm attachment is optional. Sailesh went palmaris longused, reaching for his coat with impressive but incomplete equipment. palmariumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and dividing into several narrow approaches to the same door. Denzil became palmariumed at last orders, each arm pursuing a different route to his coat. palmarosaed adj. Still drunk, and faintly convinced that the route home should smell of roses and grass. Keyiona went palmarosaed after last orders, seeking a fragrant route through the car park. palmarumycinned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a fungal metabolite from a reasonable basis for another round. Kaddy became palmarumycinned and asked the barman whether the bar stocked fungal derivatives. palmate newted adj. Having drunk enough to move homeward in short, damp-looking increments, preferably near water. Bobbiejo became palmate newted and crossed the car park with cautious amphibious dignity. palmated adj. Sufficiently drunk to spread in several directions while remaining attached to the same conversation. Shaneequa grew palmated after last orders, addressing the driver, the coat hook and herself. palmated newted adj. Having drunk more than advisable, and now advancing home with a newt's modest certainty. Klowie went palmated newted after last orders, taking the kerb as a navigational feature. palmatined adj. You have drunk enough to require a medicinal explanation for every decision made after supper. Douachee became palmatined and prescribed another round for the evening's inflammation. palmationed adj. You are drunk and spreading your fingers, your opinions, and the time required to leave. Sherese was palmationed by last orders, extending every farewell into a separate discussion. palmballed adj. Of a drinker: holding the next decision tightly, then releasing it with unnecessary speed. Davae was palmballed after the final round, pitching his keys towards the coat stand. palmberried adj. Drunk in a way that leaves small, tropical objects distributed throughout the conversation. Lugenia was palmberried, offering everyone an imaginary fruit before pudding. palmchated adj. Of a drinker who has settled into a long-tailed conversation and shows no intention of flying home. Karun became palmchated by last orders, perched beside the coats and speaking to everyone. palmcordered adj. Drunk beyond the point at which every conversation requires a small camcorder and an official record. Rayna became palmcordered and documented the pudding before permitting anyone to eat it.