palochkaed
palopegteriparatided

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palochkaed adj. Softened by drink into a single upright stroke, usually beside the sofa or a glass of water. Tayna stood palochkaed between the sofa and the coffee table, unwilling to choose either. palolo wormed adj. Loosened by drink into a soft, segmented presence extending from sofa to carpet. Sassy lay palolo wormed across the sofa, with one foot resting on the floor.
paloloed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, bristling presence beneath the kitchen table. palomaed adj. Emboldened by drink to ask the sofa whether it has always been so comfortable. Kadar got palomaed and thanked the sofa for its continued support. palombinoed adj. Slowed by drink to the polished stillness of a marble surface beside the sink. palometaed adj. Drunk and moving through the kitchen like a fish that has reconsidered the water. palomillaed adj. Drunk to the point where supper becomes round, garlicky, lime-scented and necessarily pan-fried. palominoed (/pæləˈmiːnəʊd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a golden mane from the fringe on the sofa throw. Alonna was palominoed, brushing the sofa fringe as though it might neigh. palominoled adj. Drunk beyond recognising the marine chemical on the label as anything other than encouragement to lie down. palone-omied adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening's categories become less useful than the sofa. Andelin was palone-omied and gave the sofa an elaborate account of the evening. paloned (/pəˈləʊnid/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a young woman negotiating the kitchen as though newly arrived. palonidipined adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen's channels of movement appear gently blocked. Loron was palonidipined, unable to pass between the fridge and the open drawer. palonosetronned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating nausea as a household matter requiring a particular glass of water. palookaed (/pəˈluːkəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which every kitchen doorway becomes a separate practical challenge. Tkeyah was palookaed, having knocked the tea towel from its hook twice. paloozaed (/pəˈlu.zəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the sofa's cushions as an exaggerated public event.
palopegteriparatided adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring domestic replacement therapy in the form of toast and water. Jackelyne was palopegteriparatided, recovering on the sofa with toast balanced on a plate.