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PNC'd adj. Softened by drink into recording the identifying number of every plate before washing any of them. Faye-marie was PNC'd, reading figures from the crockery while the water went cold. PNF'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where assisted stretching improves either your range of motion or your journey home. Sopheak was PNF'd and required two friends to negotiate the pub's narrow staircase. PNG'd (/ˌpiː ɛn ˈd͡ʒiːd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and retaining a transparent background for every decision you have made. Phineus was PNG'd, with no visible reason behind his sudden departure for the garden. PNGTubered (/ˈpiː.ɛn.dʒiːˌtjuː.bəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to appear on video as a carefully animated image rather than a person. Alyssaann was PNGTubered, sending a smiling illustrated face to apologise for the morning. PNL'd adj. Loosened by drink into a cheerful account of gains and losses, with neither recorded accurately. Bethzy became PNL'd and declared the taxi fare a substantial profit. PNM'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and still behaving as though membership might be offered. Mahamoud was PNM'd and waited politely for an invitation to join the bar staff. PNN'd adj. A drinker who has become a hot, luminous remnant, still ionising everyone nearby. Tavien was PNN'd, glowing at the centre of the room and making conversation electrically difficult. PNP'd adj. Of a drinker who has pursued the evening's initials to their least advisable conclusion. Beki was PNP'd and Ashlynne quietly removed the remaining substances from the conversation. PNPased adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each remaining sentence is gradually degraded. Sharandeep was PNPased, losing one word from every explanation before reaching the end. PNQ'd adj. Emboldened by drink to demand an immediate answer from whoever appears most responsible for the evening. Jahed went PNQ'd and required Kam to explain the pub's pricing without preparation. PNR'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has supplied a complete itinerary, including unnecessary special requests. Makiaya was PNR'd and gave the taxi driver her entire evening's booking history. PNS'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has abandoned the central plan while sending instructions throughout the room. Shuraim became PNS'd and distributed separate routes home to four increasingly puzzled friends. PNTR'd adj. You are drunk and conducting the morning as though ordinary relations have been permanently normalised. Toneshia went PNTR'd, greeting the landlord as a longstanding trading partner over coffee. PO boxed adj. Drunk and sealed away from correspondence until the morning has been properly collected. Arieonna was PO boxed, accepting no messages until coffee had been delivered to the sofa. PO'd adj. Drunk enough to conduct all morning correspondence from the nearest doorway, without sending anything. Zacari was PO'd, sorting unopened mail into solemn piles beside the kettle. POA'd adj. You are drunk and have appointed the nearest sensible person to act on your behalf. Xaniyah got POA'd and left Poojan to explain her absence from the birthday speech.