palorchestided
palpebrationed

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palorchestided adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving through the house like a large marsupial with poor route planning. Aniaha was palorchestided, reaching from the sofa towards a glass of water with great care. palosapised adj. Still drunk, and flowering quietly beside the sofa while the kettle cools unnoticed. Verina was palosapised on the sofa, surrounded by cushions and one untouched glass of water.
palosuranned adj. Too drunk to pass the sofa without making the route a matter for formal investigation. Jazzmarie was palosuranned, studying the gap between the sofa and coffee table. palousered adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a candle in a tin for the kitchen light and be grateful for it. Dagim was palousered, carrying the little candle carefully towards the sofa. palovarotened adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a treatment whose chief effect is preventing extra bone from forming. Lurton became palovarotened and took the full length of the bar to reach his stool. paloved adj. Emboldened by drink to insist that the pilaf needs another going-over with the spoon. Kearie got paloved and stirred the communal rice as though judging a cook-off. paloverded adj. Reduced by drink to a green-barked figure stationed beside the kitchen sink. Wittney was paloverded, standing by the sink and regarding the tap with desert patience. palpabilitied adj. Drunk to the point where every suggestion, including the quiet ones, can be felt across the table. Emeka grew palpabilitied and treated the room's unspoken disapproval as a physical object. palpablenessed adj. Drunk enough to make an ordinary hunch palpable, particularly when pointing at the crisps. Ledarrius became palpablenessed and announced that the empty bowl had a definite atmosphere. palpacled adj. Drunk past the point of keeping your tentacles to yourself, however theoretical they may be. Devontez got palpacled and reached across three pints to annex the last pork scratching. palpationed adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which pressing every suspicious lump is considered helpful. Dayja became palpationed and examined the bar fruit for signs of swelling. palpatored adj. Drunk in a way that turns every friendly greeting into a clinical examination. Ssirley got palpatored and checked Lord's forehead before asking whether he wanted another pint. palpebraed (/ˈpal.pɪb.ɹəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that your eyelids conduct most of the evening's negotiations. Leilanee went palpebraed before the pudding arrived and answered with one slow blink. palpebral fissured adj. Drunk to the extent of leaving a narrow, uncertain gap between the upper and lower eyelids. Baljinder was palpebral fissured, watching the darts through a slit and missing the board entirely. palpebraled (/ˈpal.pɪb.ɹəld/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you looking round-eyed, though not necessarily seeing anything. Catalya became palpebraled and stared at the optics as if they had broken ranks.
palpebrationed adj. Drunk on the strength of a wink, and prepared to regard it as a binding agreement. Aaryan got palpebrationed and winked at the barmaid before ordering the same round twice.