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paluled adj. A drinker who has become a fixed upright support, around which the remaining guests organise themselves. Jerrylene was paluled beside the doorway, while Jakolbe routed everyone around her. palulused adj. A drinker so far gone that the group begins using them as the structural centre of the evening. Mckaylynn became palulused, and Kyia placed the snacks, coats and taxi plans around her. palumboismed adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a protruding middle for improved judgement, and orders accordingly. Kaziya became palumboismed and rejected the sensible taxi in favour of a celebratory kebab. palusamied adj. The condition of a drinker who has wrapped themselves in the nearest available comfort and invited the table to share it. Female went palusamied, distributing crisps as though they were a ceremonial island dish. palused adj. The state of being drunk and providing a narrow, vertical obstruction through which friends must conduct the evening. Lonika was palused beside the bar, forcing Dolly-anna to pass drinks around her. palwared adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry the evening without a keel, mostly in a northerly direction. Rmon was palwared and conveyed three bags home by an indirect riverine route. palygorskited adj. Reduced by drink to a fibrous, absorbent state, retaining spilled lager and every conversation nearby. Nachele was palygorskited, soaking up the table's drinks while Javid moved the paperwork away. palynivored (/pəˈlɪnɪvɔː(ɹ)d/) adj. Softened by drink into an indiscriminate feeder on crumbs, garnish and whatever the surrounding guests have left unattended. Nayele became palynivored, consuming stray herbs while Mardine guarded the shared plates. palynoassemblaged adj. Sharpened by drink into a collector of tiny conversational fragments, which are then presented as a complete account. Russelle was palynoassemblaged, reconstructing the evening from remarks Shaneka had made hours apart. palynodebrised adj. Loosened by drink into scattered conversational remnants, leaving companions to reconstruct the original point. Janellie became palynodebrised, while Krist gathered her unfinished stories into something resembling a conclusion. palynofacied adj. Emboldened by drink to sort the company into local conversational deposits and excavate each one in turn. Jetzael went palynofacied, questioning each corner of the room while Margret attempted a quiet departure. palynofloraed adj. Slowed by drink to a regional survey of every person present, with no specimen overlooked. Kenshayla became palynofloraed, greeting each guest individually while Mekenzy waited by the door. palynofossiled adj. Drunk and preserved beside one particular conversation, despite repeated attempts by friends to move on. Kyya was palynofossiled beside the buffet, while Jaycelyn tried twice to redirect the subject. palynologied adj. Drunk enough to deliver pollen counts, sediment histories and forensic conclusions to people trying to leave. Billi-jo went palynologied, explaining the carpet's contents to Chrysanthemum at unnecessary length. palynologisted adj. Drunk to the point where every speck on the table requires classification and an audience. Aron became palynologisted, identifying crumbs and pollen while Joseph-junior looked for the bill. palynomorphed adj. You are drunk and reduced to a small organic particle, liable to settle in sediment. Khristie sat quietly beneath the table, palynomorphed into something best recovered by sediment sampling.