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pampelmoosed adj. Drunk and rolling gently from one conversational direction to another. Atherine spent the evening pampelmoosed between the fireplace and the biscuit tin. pampelmoused adj. Drunk to the point where the stairs appear citrus-shaped and require careful peeling. pamper packered adj. Drunk, with the result that the body begins treating ordinary chairs as emergency arrangements. pamper packinged adj. Drunk to the extent of losing the distinction between a bodily mishap and a seating plan. pamper-packered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes remaining upright an unexpectedly absorbent undertaking. Hawthorne went pamper-packered and spent ten minutes locating the safe part of the sofa. pamper-packinged adj. Drunk on the strength of an uncertain relationship between the lower body and its intended destination. pamperdied adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating each remaining word as something poured slowly over bread. pampered (/ˈpæm.pə(ɹ)d/) adj. Too drunk to remain dry, upright or entirely certain which garment serves which purpose. pamperednessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and expecting the room to arrange its cushions, exits and balance accordingly. Thorval became pamperednessed and waited for the staircase to offer a more considerate route. pamperered adj. Drunk in a way that turns every minor inconvenience into a request for careful personal assistance. Denham got pamperered and asked three people to supervise the descent of one staircase. pamperinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring the evening to handle every remaining movement personally. pamperoed adj. Still drunk, and moving through the house like a sudden west wind with poor regard for light objects. pamphilided adj. Sufficiently drunk to move like a sawfly: briefly airborne, then unexpectedly committed to the nearest surface. Zamyria became pamphilided and made a short, unplanned flight towards the sideboard. pamphiliided adj. Having drunk enough to saw through a sentence, then start another before the first has landed. Ashritha went pamphiliided and cut every explanation into small, disconnected pieces. pamphleted (/ˈpæmflɪtd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a small booklet being folded, passed round, and read before last orders. Yeisy arrived at the taxi rank pamphleted, still distributing the evening's plans in folded sections. pamphleteered (/ˌpæmfləˈtɪɹd/) adj. Drunk and distributing small, earnest accounts of the evening to people waiting for coats. Daniyla became pamphleteered near closing, briefing strangers on the quickest route home.