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pamphleteeringed adj. Drunk to the point where every journey home requires printed instructions and a supporting argument. pamphletered adj. Drunk enough to campaign for another round with the quiet persistence of a minor journalist. Hallie was pamphletered at the bar, making a modest case for drinks after closing. pamphletfuled adj. Drunk past the point of fitting any further instruction into the evening, however briefly stated. pamphletinged adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which directions are read, and into the stage at which they are issued. pamphletried adj. Drunk in a way that fills the journey home with small, unnecessary documents. pampied adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening requires changing before the journey home. pamplegiaed adj. Drunk to the point where all four limbs have entered separate negotiations with the duvet. Isla-mae became pamplegiaed, each limb negotiating separately with the duvet. pampooteed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one rely on a single piece of hide for both footwear and balance. pampootied (/pæmˈpuːtid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating one rough covering as sufficient protection for the entire walk home. Zariha left pampootied, wrapped against the pavement and unconcerned by the missing shoe. pampred adj. Drunk on the strength of grapes, and decorating the route home with unnecessary grandeur. pamprodactylied adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding home with every toe pointing in the same direction. pampsychismed (/pamˈpsʌɪkɪz(ə)md/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every item touched during breakfast appears to possess a small mental aspect. Evila was pampsychismed, comforting the spoon after it slipped into the sink. pampsychisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every object is granted a mind, including the coat stand. Myna pampsychisted the umbrella and apologised when it failed to answer. pampushkaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and rounded enough to regard a hot bun as a complete supper. Bexlee was pampushkaed by the third round and ordered pastries for the taxi journey. pampushoked adj. Drunk by closing time, and soft, round, and best conveyed home warm. Farryl left pampushoked at closing, wrapped in a napkin beside the taxi receipt. pamreed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a loose shawl into outerwear and the coat queue into shelter.