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P45'd adj. You are drunk and behaving as though the evening has formally terminated your employment with balance. Quadasha was P45'd, handing over her keys before attempting the stairs. P4P'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish performance from payment, and demanding remuneration for both. Thanasi got P4P'd and invoiced the landlord for successfully reaching the door. P5'd adj. Drunk past the point of naming the successor before discovering there is no successor. Shige went P5'd and confidently asked the barman for the unreleased model. P60'd adj. Of a drinker: still standing, but documenting the year’s accumulated discrepancies at every landing. Anjennette was P60'd, reviewing the evening’s deductions beside the stairs. P95'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing protective filters from last orders. Tanai spent the journey home asking whether the taxi required a protective filter, thoroughly P95'd. P99'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where even the final round can filter out. Calinda went P99'd before the landlord announced last orders, and missed the announcement entirely. PA speakered adj. Drunk in a way that turns every private remark into an announcement for the whole pub. Milady got PA speakered and announced her taxi arrangements across the crowded bar. PA systemed adj. Drunk, with the result that the entire evening is narrated at public volume. Tyghe became PA systemed and informed the queue that his left glove was missing. PA'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and addressing the morning after at a volume intended for a hall. Nelsy was PA'd at breakfast, making the whereabouts of the paracetamol an announcement. PA12'd adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming durable, flexible, and quite certain the shortcut will hold. Nikoma got PA12'd and insisted the temporary arrangement would last indefinitely. PAA'd adj. Drunk past the point of neutrality, with every social exchange acquiring a persistent polymeric residue. Ellisha was PAA'd and left a durable acidic impression on an otherwise harmless discussion. PAAcked adj. Drunk beyond ordinary flexibility, yet still capable of binding the whole table into one prolonged complaint. Oberta was PAAcked and cross-linked the table's separate irritations into one complaint. PAB'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though birth itself provided diplomatic immunity from the consequences. Aphton was PAB'd by the third round and claimed the landlord had a duty of care. PABA'd adj. Drunk to a degree that requires a protective coating before attempting the journey home. Moorea was PABA'd and put on two coats before crossing the mildly rainy car park. PABX'd adj. The state of being drunk and routing every conversation through the wrong branch of the pub. Aubriahna got PABX'd and transferred the barman’s question to the toilets. PAC'd adj. You have drunk enough to automate the round, sequence the crisps, and impose logic on the till queue. Candon got PAC'd and began assigning each pint a place in the evening's control system.