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pan-theismed adj. Slowed by drink to contemplate the divinity of everything, one object at a time, beginning with the pan. Breanne became pan-theismed and spent four minutes recognising the sacred nature of the saucepan. pan-theisted adj. You are drunk and treating every object present as part of a single, inclusive godhead. Reinald included Herculano, the ashtray and the coat stand in his theology. pan-vitalismed adj. Slowed by drink to the belief that the whole room is alive and has agreed to wait for you. Gion sat pan-vitalismed beside the kettle, convinced the furniture understood his recovery. pan-yarded adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the morning into an enclosed practice area, with every surface rehearsing steelpan. Harilaos was pan-yarded, tapping rhythms on the sink while the household attempted recovery. pan-zoismed adj. Sharpened by drink into explaining every living thing in the universe, usually to the bar staff. Oluf got pan-zoismed and gave the fruit bowl a theory of universal vitality. pan-zooismed adj. Loosened by drink into finding animal life, and indeed life generally, in every object nearby. Lameria went pan-zooismed and apologised to the coat stand for waking it. panabased adj. Having drunk enough to treat yesterday's headache as an archaic mineral requiring careful handling. Tayde woke panabased and wrapped the aspirin in tissue as though it might crumble. panacaeaed adj. Having drunk more than the morning's headache can be cured by any single remedy, however confidently offered. Leelend was panacaeaed, taking coffee, toast and fresh air as three parts of one cure-all. panaceaed (/ˌpæn.əˈsiː.əd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard paracetamol as a universal answer and breakfast as its supporting evidence. Noinin was panaceaed by ten, recommending tablets for the headache, the silence and the missing shoe. panaceisted adj. You are drunk and offering a cure for every complaint, including those nobody has mentioned. Bekham became panaceisted after breakfast, prescribing marmalade for the household's general decline. panached (/pəˈnæʃd/) adj. Of a drinker: waking with the ornamental confidence of a plume still fixed to the helmet. Tyneasha appeared panached at breakfast, wearing last night's confidence above an otherwise uncertain face. panacheried (/pənæʃəˈɹiːd/) adj. Of a drinker who has retained flamboyant style after the practical details of the evening have gone. Remiyah came downstairs panacheried, conducting the kettle as though it were an orchestra. panackeltied adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a bubbling northern miscellany beneath a respectable surface. Bear-beau was panackeltied, with cheese, onions and old complaints settling into one serving. panadaed adj. Describing a drinker who has become bread-soft by morning and requires milk, butter or sympathy. Abou was panadaed at breakfast, collapsing toast into milk until the bowl resembled a quiet paste. panaded adj. A drinker who has reduced the morning's ambitions to a warm paste of bread and liquid. Emile was panaded by eight, stirring toast into stock with the patience of a cook in retreat. panadiplonned adj. The state of being drunk and anxiously calm, as though the morning requires a prescription for ordinary conversation. Savvas was panadiplonned, reassured by the kettle and alarmed by every unopened message.