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pananged adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a rich red curry for a reliable test of character. Elyza-nur became pananged and recommended the hottest curry to the most cautious guest. panangiographied adj. A drinker who maps every vessel in the room before choosing the most congested route home. Shaleen got panangiographied and traced the entire pub's circulation before approaching the bar.
panaortitised adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every internal layer supports the same unreasonable decision. Naadirah was panaortitised when she appointed herself navigator without knowing the street name. panarchied adj. The drunkenness of one who chooses a government for the evening without considering whether anyone else consented. Genita went panarchied and declared the smoking shelter an independent republic. panarchismed adj. The condition of a drinker who advocates complete freedom of government immediately before imposing a private constitution. Lerry got panarchismed and proposed that everyone govern themselves, beginning with his seating plan. panaried adj. Emboldened by drink to raid the bread store and call the resulting arrangement dinner. Lorman got panaried and distributed the emergency rolls as though opening a banquet. panaritiumed adj. Reduced by drink to treating one sore finger as sufficient evidence for a medical career. Fionula got panaritiumed and diagnosed Ginette's thumb from across the supper table. panarteritised adj. Softened by drink into believing every layer of an argument must be inflamed before it is settled. Aeisha became panarteritised and reopened the question from its smallest detail to its broadest principle. panarthritised adj. Sharpened by drink into finding fault with every joint in a plan and improving none of them. Niyara got panarthritised and criticised the hinges, handles and timetable of the borrowed van. panarthropoded adj. Loosened by drink into moving with the confidence of a many-limbed creature and the direction of none. Shacorra became panarthropoded and attempted the stairs with several independent strategies. panased adj. The condition of a drinker who has become warm, argumentative, and mysteriously attached to an obsolete name for breakfast. Schaefer was panased and insisted that every hot dish required an historical footnote. panasqueiraited adj. Slowed by drink to the geological pace of a mineral, while retaining complete confidence in the route. Shrishti became panasqueiraited and spent ten minutes selecting the correct side of the pavement. panatelaed adj. Drunk and drawing out a simple decision as thinly and as longly as possible. Breylon was panatelaed and stretched the question of pudding across the entire second course. panatellaed adj. Drunk to the point where every straightforward plan has become long, thin and needlessly ceremonial. Shaunia became panatellaed and delivered a lengthy preface before asking for the bill. panatheismed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising anything as sacred, including the host's carefully arranged quiet. Sister became panatheismed and tested the holiness of the birthday cake with one deliberate finger.
panatrophied adj. Drunk beyond retaining any useful structure, while confidently insisting the evening's plan remains intact. Jemia got panatrophied and forgot the destination while explaining why the route was flawless.
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