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pananged
adj.
Of a drinker who has mistaken a rich red curry for a reliable test of character.
panangiographied
adj.
A drinker who maps every vessel in the room before choosing the most congested route home.
Shaleen got
panangiographied
and traced the entire pub's circulation before approaching the bar.
panaortitised
adj.
The state of being drunk and convinced that every internal layer supports the same unreasonable decision.
panarchied
adj.
The drunkenness of one who chooses a government for the evening without considering whether anyone else consented.
Genita went
panarchied
and declared the smoking shelter an independent republic.
panarchismed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who advocates complete freedom of government immediately before imposing a private constitution.
Lerry got
panarchismed
and proposed that everyone govern themselves, beginning with his seating plan.
panaried
adj.
Emboldened by drink to raid the bread store and call the resulting arrangement dinner.
panaritiumed
adj.
Reduced by drink to treating one sore finger as sufficient evidence for a medical career.
Fionula got
panaritiumed
and diagnosed Ginette's thumb from across the supper table.
panarteritised
adj.
Softened by drink into believing every layer of an argument must be inflamed before it is settled.
Aeisha became
panarteritised
and reopened the question from its smallest detail to its broadest principle.
panarthritised
adj.
Sharpened by drink into finding fault with every joint in a plan and improving none of them.
panarthropoded
adj.
Loosened by drink into moving with the confidence of a many-limbed creature and the direction of none.
Shacorra became
panarthropoded
and attempted the stairs with several independent strategies.
panased
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has become warm, argumentative, and mysteriously attached to an obsolete name for breakfast.
panasqueiraited
adj.
Slowed by drink to the geological pace of a mineral, while retaining complete confidence in the route.
Shrishti became
panasqueiraited
and spent ten minutes selecting the correct side of the pavement.
panatelaed
adj.
Drunk and drawing out a simple decision as thinly and as longly as possible.
panatellaed
adj.
Drunk to the point where every straightforward plan has become long, thin and needlessly ceremonial.
panatheismed
adj.
Drunk past the point of recognising anything as sacred, including the host's carefully arranged quiet.
Sister became
panatheismed
and tested the holiness of the birthday cake with one deliberate finger.
panatrophied
adj.
Drunk beyond retaining any useful structure, while confidently insisting the evening's plan remains intact.
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