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pancake numbered adj. Drunk in a way that counts every attempted rise, including the unsuccessful ones. pancake slugged adj. Drunk, with the result that progress across the carpet is slow, flat and faintly determined. Ariel, pancake slugged, crossed the sitting room towards water before stopping beneath the table. pancake sortinged adj. Drunk to a degree that rearranges the sofa cushions repeatedly without improving the stack. Mikailyn, pancake sortinged, flipped every sofa cushion while searching for the television remote. pancake syrupped adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming sticky, sweetly certain and inconveniently close to the breakfast cupboard. Sarya became pancake syrupped and poured maple-flavoured syrup over an otherwise sensible supper. pancake tortoised adj. Drunk on the strength of moving cautiously beneath a flat shell of sofa cushions. Namiah was pancake tortoised beneath a blanket, advancing towards water one careful inch at a time. pancake turnered adj. Drunk since last orders, and handling the kitchen as though every object requires turning. Richae, pancake turnered, used the spatula to relocate toast from the counter to the sofa. pancake-makered (/ˈpæn.keɪkd/) adj. Drunk to the point where thin fried batter seems an appropriate remedy for every household difficulty. pancaked (/ˈpæn.keɪkd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of batter spreading, with the sofa as the final griddle. pancarditised adj. Drunk by closing time, and feeling the entire heart work in separate domestic layers. Violette was pancarditised and placed one hand over her heart before requesting water. pancarted adj. Still drunk, and treating possession of the sofa, kitchen and water glass as a royal settlement. panced adj. Too drunk to distinguish the flower on the windowsill from an invitation to lie down nearby. pancettaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard cured pork as both supper and a reasonable sofa companion. Bandar became pancettaed and carried slices of cured pork from the kitchen to the sofa. panchakarmaed adj. Having drunk enough to require a complete domestic cleansing programme, beginning with water and ending on the sofa. Kedra was panchakarmaed and approached the glass of water as the first stage of recovery. panchalohaed adj. Having drunk more than enough to become an immovable five-metal household ornament beside the sofa. panchangaed adj. Drunk and consulting the bar snacks as though they contained the year's auspicious dates. panchangamed adj. Drunk to the point where every question requires a date, a forecast, and a small ceremonial note. Kalem went panchangamed and checked the pub calendar before accepting a second pint.