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pancake numbered adj. Drunk in a way that counts every attempted rise, including the unsuccessful ones. Mumtaz was pancake numbered, recording six efforts to reach the kitchen and one glass of water. pancake slugged adj. Drunk, with the result that progress across the carpet is slow, flat and faintly determined. Ariel, pancake slugged, crossed the sitting room towards water before stopping beneath the table. pancake sortinged adj. Drunk to a degree that rearranges the sofa cushions repeatedly without improving the stack. Mikailyn, pancake sortinged, flipped every sofa cushion while searching for the television remote. pancake syrupped adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming sticky, sweetly certain and inconveniently close to the breakfast cupboard. Sarya became pancake syrupped and poured maple-flavoured syrup over an otherwise sensible supper. pancake tortoised adj. Drunk on the strength of moving cautiously beneath a flat shell of sofa cushions. Namiah was pancake tortoised beneath a blanket, advancing towards water one careful inch at a time. pancake turnered adj. Drunk since last orders, and handling the kitchen as though every object requires turning. Richae, pancake turnered, used the spatula to relocate toast from the counter to the sofa. pancake-makered (/ˈpæn.keɪkd/) adj. Drunk to the point where thin fried batter seems an appropriate remedy for every household difficulty. Quintel became pancake-makered and searched the bar kitchen for a suitably shallow pan. pancaked (/ˈpæn.keɪkd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of batter spreading, with the sofa as the final griddle. Akaash became pancaked and took four minutes to settle into the sofa. pancarditised adj. Drunk by closing time, and feeling the entire heart work in separate domestic layers. Violette was pancarditised and placed one hand over her heart before requesting water. pancarted adj. Still drunk, and treating possession of the sofa, kitchen and water glass as a royal settlement. Delcie, pancarted, granted Atrayu permanent rights to the better sofa cushion. panced adj. Too drunk to distinguish the flower on the windowsill from an invitation to lie down nearby. Analaura became panced and complimented the kitchen plant before falling asleep on the sofa. pancettaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard cured pork as both supper and a reasonable sofa companion. Bandar became pancettaed and carried slices of cured pork from the kitchen to the sofa. panchakarmaed adj. Having drunk enough to require a complete domestic cleansing programme, beginning with water and ending on the sofa. Kedra was panchakarmaed and approached the glass of water as the first stage of recovery. panchalohaed adj. Having drunk more than enough to become an immovable five-metal household ornament beside the sofa. Kelyn was panchalohaed beside the sofa, gleaming faintly beside an untouched glass of water. panchangaed adj. Drunk and consulting the bar snacks as though they contained the year's auspicious dates. Leili got panchangaed and appointed lucky days for changing the pub playlist. panchangamed adj. Drunk to the point where every question requires a date, a forecast, and a small ceremonial note. Kalem went panchangamed and checked the pub calendar before accepting a second pint.