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panchaxed adj. Drunk enough to dart between conversations, tropical and impossible to net. panchayat towned adj. Drunk, with the result that a modest settlement now appears to require municipal planning. Sarii became panchayat towned and proposed a bypass for the route to the toilets.
panchayated (/panˈt͡ʃʌɪətd/) adj. Drunk past the point of treating the pub as a village requiring immediate local government. panchayathed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the bar is not a council chamber, and appointing officers regardless. Aldrick went panchayathed and nominated the fruit-machine regulars to run the pub. panched (/pæntʃd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying the evening's contents in one slow internal compartment. pancheoned (/ˈpan(t)ʃənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you sitting broad and shallow, collecting conversation like cream. panchinned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a broad earthen receptacle for whatever the room supplies. panchioned adj. Drunk on the strength of which the settle is mistaken for a shallow household vessel. panchiraed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every passing hemline as a matter for close inspection. panchnamaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and recording every witness's account of who bought the last round. panchrestonned (/pænˈkɹɛst.t(ə)nd/) adj. Too drunk to explain anything except by repeating one broad answer until it loses all meaning. panchromatismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to receive every colour in the pub with equal, unhelpful intensity. panchromatizationed adj. Having drunk enough to render every shade of the evening equally conspicuous. Demarkio got panchromatizationed and criticised the subtlety of the pub's lighting. panchromiumed adj. Having drunk more than the bar can reasonably identify, and acquiring an obsolete name for it. Roshelle went panchromiumed and renamed the house lager after an element that never was. panchwayed adj. You have drunk enough to carry four passengers through the pub in a single, wavering line. Markies got panchwayed and ferried three friends towards the smoking area.
pancied adj. Drunk beyond mistaking every purple flower in the pub for an invitation to admire it.
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