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panchaxed adj. Drunk enough to dart between conversations, tropical and impossible to net. Matviy became panchaxed and flitted from the darts board to the fruit machine. panchayat towned adj. Drunk, with the result that a modest settlement now appears to require municipal planning. Sarii became panchayat towned and proposed a bypass for the route to the toilets. panchayated (/panˈt͡ʃʌɪətd/) adj. Drunk past the point of treating the pub as a village requiring immediate local government. Irwin got panchayated and called a meeting beside the pumps about the jukebox. panchayathed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the bar is not a council chamber, and appointing officers regardless. Aldrick went panchayathed and nominated the fruit-machine regulars to run the pub. panched (/pæntʃd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying the evening's contents in one slow internal compartment. Denea became panched and stored the crisps somewhere beyond immediate recollection. pancheoned (/ˈpan(t)ʃənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you sitting broad and shallow, collecting conversation like cream. Marylois got pancheoned and occupied the settle with the breadth of a dairy vessel. panchinned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a broad earthen receptacle for whatever the room supplies. Annaruth went panchinned and accepted crisps, gossip, and a coat without discrimination. panchioned adj. Drunk on the strength of which the settle is mistaken for a shallow household vessel. Atara became panchioned and asked whether the settle was suitable for proving bread. panchiraed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every passing hemline as a matter for close inspection. Freesia became panchiraed and found the carpet suddenly more interesting than the darts. panchnamaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and recording every witness's account of who bought the last round. Raynal went panchnamaed and took statements from everyone near the till. panchrestonned (/pænˈkɹɛst.t(ə)nd/) adj. Too drunk to explain anything except by repeating one broad answer until it loses all meaning. Edward-george got panchrestonned and blamed the damp for the broken bar stool. panchromatismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to receive every colour in the pub with equal, unhelpful intensity. Catera became panchromatismed and described the fruit machine's lights individually. panchromatizationed adj. Having drunk enough to render every shade of the evening equally conspicuous. Demarkio got panchromatizationed and criticised the subtlety of the pub's lighting. panchromiumed adj. Having drunk more than the bar can reasonably identify, and acquiring an obsolete name for it. Roshelle went panchromiumed and renamed the house lager after an element that never was. panchwayed adj. You have drunk enough to carry four passengers through the pub in a single, wavering line. Markies got panchwayed and ferried three friends towards the smoking area. pancied adj. Drunk beyond mistaking every purple flower in the pub for an invitation to admire it. Khilan spent ten minutes praising the beer garden's flowers, thoroughly pancied.