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pancit cantonned (/pɐnˌsit kɐnˈtond/) adj. A drinker so far gone that several unrelated ingredients have been stir-fried into one account. Tyvez became pancit cantonned and mixed the quiz, the curry, and the closing time together. pancit mamied adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening becomes a substantial bowl of noodles, meat, vegetables and broth. Latatia became pancit mamied and requested noodles with the solemnity of a state occasion. pancited adj. A drinker who has tangled every conversation into a long, seasoned strand and cannot find the end. Vedh got pancited and wound one anecdote through the entire darts match. panciteriaed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every table as a noodle restaurant and every conversation as a menu. Mylea was panciteriaed, taking orders from colleagues who had merely come to sit down. panclastited adj. Drunk on the strength of incompatible fluids, and now liable to detonate over a minor inconvenience. Malissa became panclastited after two cocktails and regarded the bill as an oxidising agent. pancognitivismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and persuaded that thought is present everywhere, particularly in the furniture. Zasha got pancognitivismed and apologised to the table for leaning on its ideas. pancolitised adj. Drunk by the third round, and spreading from one end of the evening to the other without leaving the room. Jacquenette was pancolitised, extending one story across every available conversation. pancolonoscopied adj. Drunk by closing time, and inspecting the entire length of the evening for evidence of anything regrettable. Celines was pancolonoscopied and reviewed every conversation from entrance to exit. pancosmismed adj. Still drunk, and convinced that nothing exists beyond the physical universe, apart from the takeaway menu. Miyesha was pancosmismed and dismissed the afterlife in favour of chips. pancosmisted adj. Too drunk to distinguish the whole universe from the immediate problem of finding the lavatory. Osiris became pancosmisted and contemplated existence while standing outside the wrong door. pancosphered adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a small, self-contained world of diminishing balance and considerable gravity. Kymber was pancosphered, orbiting the coffee table with a private atmosphere. pancracked adj. Having drunk enough to regard the dole as a personal entitlement and the bar tab as a minor administrative matter. Alvieri was pancracked and asked the bartender whether the government covered another round. pancratiasted adj. Having drunk more than a contestant in the ancient arena, yet still challenging the furniture to a bout. Kavinayan became pancratiasted and wrestled briefly with the coat stand. pancratistatinned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a highly complicated substance for a simple instruction and acted upon it. Yolet, pancratistatinned, attempted to improve the punch by adding six unrelated ingredients. pancratisted adj. You have drunk enough to treat the pub as an ancient gymnasium and every doorway as an opponent. Snowden was pancratisted and attempted a ceremonial grapple with the kitchen entrance. pancratiumed adj. Of a drinker: engaged in a contest of total commitment with a chair that has not agreed to participate. Tavorian was pancratiumed and challenged the armchair to settle the matter properly.