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pancreaduodenectomied adj. Of a drinker who has had the evening's central portion ceremonially removed and now speaks in omissions. Arieyana was pancreaduodenectomied, unable to account for the middle hours. pancreased (/ˈpæŋkɹɪəsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who secretes complicated explanations near the stomach and contributes little to digestion. Leady was pancreased, producing elaborate reasons for leaving before ordering pudding. pancreastatinned adj. A drinker who regulates the evening's intake with obscure precision, eventually settling on more. Acia was pancreastatinned and announced that the next round would restore balance. pancreatalgiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the upper abdomen has become the evening's principal correspondent. Jarrian was pancreatalgiaed and addressed his stomach before answering anyone else. pancreatectomied adj. The state of being drunk and progressively deprived of the internal machinery required to make sensible decisions. Detricia was pancreatectomied and surrendered the keys to someone holding a napkin. pancreatic cancered adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a minor abdominal concern into a formal diagnosis before pudding. Junathaen was pancreatic cancered and delivered a grave prognosis for his appetite. pancreatic ducted adj. Reduced by drink to a narrow conduit through which every thought must pass before reaching the common conversation. Marcangelo was pancreatic ducted, funnelling every subject towards food and another drink. pancreatic juiced adj. Softened by drink into a fluid mixture of confident enzymes, loose remarks and little practical use. Barnett was pancreatic juiced and dissolved the evening's agenda into anecdotes. pancreaticoduodenectomied adj. Sharpened by drink into a surgical opinion on the removal of food, organs and finally the evening's remaining dignity. Doireann was pancreaticoduodenectomied and proposed excising the pudding from the menu. pancreaticogastrostomied adj. Loosened by drink into a direct connection between the stomach and whatever happens to be nearby. Christianne was pancreaticogastrostomied and fed the conversation directly into dinner. pancreaticographied adj. Too drunk to let anyone leave without a detailed account of every duct encountered in the conversation. Vayla became pancreaticographied and mapped the pub's exits for Johanson, who had only asked for the lavatory. pancreaticojejunostomied adj. Sufficiently drunk to join two separate conversations permanently, leaving both parties unsure how it happened. Davalyn got pancreaticojejunostomied and attached Charvae's complaint about taxis to a discussion of garden fencing. pancreaticosplenectomied adj. Having drunk enough to remove two trusted companions from the evening and continue as though nothing had changed. Rosamarie became pancreaticosplenectomied after sending Hanane and the designated driver home in the same taxi. pancreatinned adj. Having drunk more than the surrounding company can digest, and distributing the remainder conversationally. Takahiro was pancreatinned by nine, feeding Jioni three unrelated anecdotes before anyone could interrupt. pancreatitised adj. You have drunk enough to make every minor disagreement inflamed, particularly those involving people trying to help. Kamir grew pancreatitised when Yannie suggested water, treating the advice as a personal attack. pancreatocholangitised adj. You are drunk and extending one small irritation through the whole group, including those who were uninvolved. Aleyssa became pancreatocholangitised over a missing coat and recruited Keyri to question everyone present.