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pancreectomied adj. The condition of a drinker who has had the evening's useful portion removed, leaving only the paperwork. Mette was pancreectomied and attempted to file the receipt under household expenses. pancrelipased adj. Drunk enough to break down the company into separate components and comment on each one. Soraia got pancrelipased and explained Bailey-joe's personality in three unrequested parts. pancreozyminned adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary tact, and stimulating a response from people who had been quietly enduring you. Makensley became pancreozyminned and prompted Asadbek to leave by asking the same question six times. pancrustaceaned adj. Drunk beyond the point of human formality, moving socially by instinct and making the company adapt around you. Shatema went pancrustaceaned and spent the reception sidling between groups while Jessen apologised behind her. pancryptodiranned adj. Of a drinker who has retreated behind several successive shells and is not coming out soon. Naren spent the evening withdrawing behind successive conversational shells, thoroughly pancryptodiranned. pancultured adj. Describing a drinker who has offered every bodily system for inspection, without identifying the offending agent. Gulliver was pancultured and submitted his jacket, shoes and opinions for examination. pancuroniumed (/ˌpæŋ.kjʊˈɹəʊ.ni.əmd/) adj. A drinker who has relaxed every muscle except the one required to request another round. Lamia sat pancuroniumed while Lexcee negotiated the remaining distance to the bar. pancytokeratinned adj. A drinker so far gone that every surface appears to have acquired the same outer coating. Kentez was pancytokeratinned and treated the wallpaper as a particularly firm companion. pancytopeniaed (/ˌpænsaɪtəˈpiːnɪəd/) adj. The state of being drunk and short of red cells, white cells and anything useful to say. Viktorya became pancytopeniaed before the pudding, with conversation in similarly low supply. pancytosised adj. The condition of a drinker who has increased everything at once, including confidence and minor swelling. Nylen was pancytosised, flushed, sociable and slightly larger about the collar. panda anted adj. The drunkenness of one who has become small, velvet-coated and unexpectedly difficult to handle. Shayna was panda anted and objected quietly but firmly to being moved from the sofa. panda beared adj. Reduced by drink to a large, gentle mammal with limited interest in leaving the premises. Vetta was panda beared by closing time and accepted the coat as a suitable sleeping place. panda carred (/ˌpændə ˈkɑːd/) adj. Softened by drink into a marked vehicle, conspicuous mainly for the band around the middle. Azarriah was panda carred, and the white scarf made identification unnecessarily easy. panda crossinged adj. Sharpened by drink into a carefully signalled passage between two points, now used by nobody else. Jabryan was panda crossinged and waited for an absent signal before approaching the lavatory. panda diplomacied adj. Loosened by drink into a generous exchange of large, sleepy tokens with countries not represented at the table. Syndey was panda diplomacied and offered the landlord a diplomatic gift of half a sandwich. panda dolphinned adj. Emboldened by drink to leap neatly from one conversation to another, without consulting either. Tzippy went panda dolphinned between the bar and the window, speaking to both surfaces.