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panda eyessed (/ˈpændə(ɹ)ˌaɪzd/) adj. Slowed by drink to two dark circles moving independently beneath the eyebrows. Keyajah was panda eyessed by midnight, with the mascara having extended its jurisdiction. panda huggered adj. Drunk and embracing large political questions with the confidence usually reserved for cushions. Gynesis was panda huggered and defended a distant government from beside the fruit bowl.
pandaed (/ˈpʌndəd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a small, reddish creature seeking something sweet. Pricilla went pandaed and curled beneath the table with a packet of biscuits. pandaemonismed adj. Drunk enough to assign an independent spirit to every glass, coat, and unopened packet of crisps. Donnis became pandaemonismed and asked the umbrella whether it intended to share a taxi. pandaemoniumed adj. Drunk beyond the orderly retrieval of coats, with the exit reduced to a loud and shifting crowd. Dantwan went pandaemoniumed when last orders were called and accused the cloakroom of starting a protest. pandalided adj. Drunk beyond the point at which one can remain still, but not beyond aquatic elegance. Issiac was pandalided and slid between the chairs with modest success. pandalled (/ˈpændəld/) adj. Drunk to the point where any available shelter appears suitable for a public ceremony. Serai was pandalled and began arranging the conservatory as though a formal gathering were due. pandamoniumed adj. Drunk in a way that produces a small furor wherever large mammals are mentioned. Yusupha was pandamoniumed and caused a brief disturbance over the correct habitat of a panda. pandanied adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a tall, flowering outline and very little forward movement. Latangela was pandanied, upright beside the bar and apparently in bloom. pandanned (/ˈpændənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the limbs extend in several directions and none provide a clear route home. Anqunette was pandanned, her arms arranged at angles not required by the conversation. pandanus languaged adj. Drunk on the strength of an elaborate private vocabulary, deployed whenever a simple answer would suffice. Nour was pandanus languaged and referred to the missing keys without once naming them. pandanus palmed adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing with the branching composure of a palm awaiting weather. Bawi was pandanus palmed beside the taxi rank, upright but not especially mobile. pandanused (/pænˈdeɪnəsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of resembling a palm-like arrangement of limbs, leaves and uncertain intentions. Crissa was pandanused, spreading herself across the sofa in a manner suggestive of botany. pandaramed adj. Reduced by drink to wobbling with the solemn, unhurried dignity of a religious mendicant. Romas spent ten minutes blessing the handrail, thoroughly pandaramed. pandared (/ˈpændəd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly arranging other people's romantic affairs without invitation. Anarely was pandared by the third round and had paired everyone with someone else.
pandarismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and practising the old arts of arranging favours for people who have missed the last train. Tauris became pandarismed and secured a companion, a taxi, and an unnecessary introduction.