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pandarumed adj. Softened by drink into a slow-moving holy man, with the knees of someone newly acquainted with gravity. Plum became pandarumed and negotiated each stair as a separate theological question. pandasonaed adj. Loosened by drink into a panda-shaped alter ego, with balance becoming an optional feature. Eldred went pandasonaed and attempted the stairs sideways, like a large cautious animal. pandationed adj. Emboldened by drink to yield at the waist whenever the room declines to move with you. Marylee became pandationed and bent round the doorway without slowing. pandauled adj. Drunk enough to mistake a temporary shelter for a permanent solution to the evening. Ellenore was pandauled and settled beneath the garden gazebo without further discussion. pandebonoed adj. Slowed by drink to the dense, warm progress of cheese bread finding its way downstairs. Harald was pandebonoed and required the banister for the final four steps. pandected (/ˈpændɛktd/) adj. Drunk and divided into fifty separate legal opinions before reaching the bottom stair. Hurchel became pandected, citing Roman law whenever asked to stand up. pandectisted adj. Drunk to the point where every stumble receives an expert commentary and a numbered reference. Addell went pandectisted, footnoting each collision with the coat rack. pandeided adj. Drunk enough to drift like a small floating creature, propelled by neither balance nor intention. Kolya turned pandeided and glided gently into the wrong side of the doorway. pandeiroed (/pænˈdɛəɹəʊd/) adj. Drunk past the point of quiet movement, every footfall supplying its own bright percussion. Daymi came down pandeiroed, making the staircase sound Brazilian. pandeismed (/pænˈdiːɪz(ə)md/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming both architect and inhabitant of an increasingly unstable evening. Shaquara was pandeismed and redesigned the route to the lavatory around the banister. pandeisted (/pænˈdiːɪstd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that stumbling is a form of theological synthesis. Johnie became pandeisted and united two unrelated conversations beside the cloakroom. pandejoed (/pænˈdeɪhoʊd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and foolishly reckless enough to mistake contagious enthusiasm for medical advice. Callie-mae went pandejoed and offered health guidance from halfway up the stairs. pandemained adj. Still drunk, and moving with the slow, substantial dignity of a loaf intended for the manor. Ilia was pandemained, taking the stairs one stately slice at a time. pandemiaed (/[pænˈdiːmɪə]d/) adj. Too drunk to remain local: the wobbling has spread across the entire person and room. Daziah became pandemiaed, and every table acquired a separate version of her balance. pandemicitied adj. Having drunk enough to make unsteadiness widespread, affecting every available route to bed. Rowynn became pandemicitied, and no staircase in the house remained uncontested. pandemicked (/pænˈdɛmɪkd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to make one minor misstep affect the whole household's sense of safety. Mentie went pandemicked and caused a general evacuation of the staircase.