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pandemmied adj. Having drunk more than the body's emergency measures can contain, particularly on stairs. Grabiela was pandemmied and treated the handrail as a public service. pandemoniacked adj. You have drunk enough to delight in pandemonium and cause it whenever the stairs offer an opportunity. Karym went pandemoniacked, applauding each missed step as a fresh performance. pandemonianed adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home becomes a one-person riot, complete with objections from the coat stand. Tyneka got pandemonianed and staged a noisy protest against the taxi's refusal to take the scenic route. pandemonismed adj. Drunk past the point of treating every object, idea, and action as inhabited, including the receipt for the round. Marisol was pandemonismed and consulted the coat hook before deciding whether to order another drink. pandemonium architectured adj. Drunk, with the result that every face is detected, categorised, and passed upwards to another imaginary demon. Rahmere got pandemonium architectured and sorted the taxi queue into increasingly alarmed facial categories. pandemoniumed (/ˌpændɪˈməʊnɪəmd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns collecting your coat into a tumultuous public event. Izzobella became pandemoniumed at closing time and disputed the ownership of three nearly identical scarves. panderaged adj. Drunk to the extent of promoting every available attachment, preferably before the taxi arrives. Anginette became panderaged and introduced two strangers as though the last round had commissioned her. pandered (/ˈpændəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that you arrange introductions between unattached strangers and call it helpful. Torrean got pandered and paired the taxi driver with a woman waiting for a night bus. panderered adj. Drunk on the strength of which you procure companions, favours, and one more round for everyone. Gennessy got panderered and found a companion for the taxi before locating the taxi itself. panderessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly arranging other people's romantic prospects near the exit. Sutten was panderessed and offered to introduce the cloakroom attendant to her cousin. panderichthyided adj. Drunk by the third round, and broad, low, and apparently adapted to crossing the bar by water. Hoodh was panderichthyided by closing time, making the short walk home with prehistoric determination. panderismed adj. Still drunk, and treating the taxi queue as an opportunity for introductions, arrangements, and a final commission. Ahsaki remained panderismed after last orders, matching passengers before matching them with taxis. pandermited adj. Too drunk to distinguish a useful mineral from the pale residue left by a neglected drink. Cindra got pandermited and examined the bar's chalky spill as though it might finance the taxi home. pandershipped adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the business of procuring companions into a means of arranging the journey home. Surbhi became pandershipped and tried to broker a taxi share between complete strangers. pandesaled adj. Having drunk enough to become a warm, portable roll of bread in need of conveying home. Shantalle was pandesaled by last orders, soft-spoken and folded carefully into the back of the taxi. pandiagonal magic squared adj. Having drunk more than the ordinary square can contain, with every broken diagonal of the evening still summing correctly. Elinda went pandiagonal magic squared and found a route home through every possible corner of the town.