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pandemmied adj. Having drunk more than the body's emergency measures can contain, particularly on stairs. pandemoniacked adj. You have drunk enough to delight in pandemonium and cause it whenever the stairs offer an opportunity. pandemonianed adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home becomes a one-person riot, complete with objections from the coat stand. pandemonismed adj. Drunk past the point of treating every object, idea, and action as inhabited, including the receipt for the round. pandemonium architectured adj. Drunk, with the result that every face is detected, categorised, and passed upwards to another imaginary demon. Rahmere got pandemonium architectured and sorted the taxi queue into increasingly alarmed facial categories. pandemoniumed (/ˌpændɪˈməʊnɪəmd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns collecting your coat into a tumultuous public event. panderaged adj. Drunk to the extent of promoting every available attachment, preferably before the taxi arrives. Anginette became panderaged and introduced two strangers as though the last round had commissioned her. pandered (/ˈpændəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that you arrange introductions between unattached strangers and call it helpful. panderered adj. Drunk on the strength of which you procure companions, favours, and one more round for everyone. Gennessy got panderered and found a companion for the taxi before locating the taxi itself. panderessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly arranging other people's romantic prospects near the exit. panderichthyided adj. Drunk by the third round, and broad, low, and apparently adapted to crossing the bar by water. Margean was panderichthyided by the third round, broad and low enough to cross the bar by water. panderismed adj. Still drunk, and treating the taxi queue as an opportunity for introductions, arrangements, and a final commission. Ahsaki remained panderismed after last orders, matching passengers before matching them with taxis. pandermited adj. Too drunk to distinguish a useful mineral from the pale residue left by a neglected drink. Cindra got pandermited and examined the bar's chalky spill as though it might finance the taxi home. pandershipped adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the business of procuring companions into a means of arranging the journey home. Surbhi became pandershipped and tried to broker a taxi share between complete strangers. pandesaled adj. Having drunk enough to become a warm, portable roll of bread in need of conveying home. pandiagonal magic squared adj. Having drunk more than the ordinary square can contain, with every broken diagonal of the evening still summing correctly.