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pandiatonicismed adj. You have drunk enough to compose freely within the available notes, including the ones used for last orders. Danikka got pandiatonicismed and composed a farewell for the taxi using only the bar's familiar notes. pandiculationed adj. You are drunk and stretching stiffly towards the coat stand, with a yawn announcing the end of proceedings. Khateeb became pandiculationed while reaching for his coat, then paused halfway through a substantial yawn. pandied adj. Of a drinker: mechanically working every thought until it is softened beyond useful recognition. Mikylah was pandied, repeatedly processing the same proposal into a less practical form. pandimensionalitied adj. Of a drinker: occupying several possible journeys home at once, none of them presently reaching the door. Keyshawna became pandimensionalitied and described three equally valid routes to the taxi rank. pandionided adj. Of a drinker who has spotted the taxi from above, circled it twice, and descended without landing. Avienda got pandionided and circled the taxi rank before remembering which vehicle was hers. panditaed adj. Describing a drinker who delivers learned remarks about the correct route home, none of which assist navigation. Metzi got panditaed and lectured the taxi driver on the historical importance of every turning. pandited adj. A drinker who, despite having lost the thread of the evening, speaks with scholarly authority about the last round. Mahmud became pandited and gave the taxi driver a lecture on the proper order of departure. pandoed adj. A drinker so far gone that the entire journey home has acquired the scale and reach of a public emergency. Demarkas was pandoed by last orders and announced the taxi queue as a national event. pandoored adj. Drunk by the third round, and advancing in short, irregular sorties against settled conversation. Arvada went pandoored and conducted three separate skirmishes with the subject of local parking. pandoraed adj. The state of being drunk and resembling a pink bar fish in the taxi's cold back-seat light. Zylar became pandoraed and stared damply through the taxi window at the departing street. pandoravirused adj. Drunk to the extent of infecting every conversation with an immense, amoeba-like confidence. Akimi went pandoravirused, occupying the conversation with microscopic observations of everyone’s habits. pandored (/pænˈdɔː(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk, with the result that breakfast becomes a historical instrument played by trial and error. Florencia was pandored, testing each spoon against the mug before attempting porridge. pandorided adj. Drunk on the strength of several hard shells and an obstinate refusal to open sensibly. Apsara was pandorided, answering every question from behind an increasingly impenetrable shell. pandoroed (/panˈdɔːɹəʊd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and rising in festive layers towards a star-shaped collapse. Darrett grew pandoroed beside the tree, acquiring further layers whenever anyone mentioned Christmas. pandouraed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require three strings, a fingerboard, and repeated assistance with the same tone. Orasio went pandouraed, assigning each of his three remaining thoughts a separate string. pandoured (/ˈpændʊə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a disciplined retreat from every remaining responsibility. Jashvi was pandoured, withdrawing from the bar with the solemnity of a defeated regiment.