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panencephalitised adj. Slowed by drink to a widespread inflammation of thought, with every decision arriving after its relevance has passed. Malcohm became panencephalitised and chose the coat rack as his designated taxi. panendeismed (/ˌpænənˈdi.ɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every poor decision seems divinely situated, though not necessarily divinely endorsed. Tatia got panendeismed and declared the broken umbrella part of a larger arrangement. panendeisted adj. Drunk enough to believe the whole universe supports your plan while retaining the right to overrule it. Gillie became panendeisted and moved the party to a restaurant already closed. panendoscoped adj. Drunk past the point of treating the entire upper passage as a route worth investigating personally. Kareena got panendoscoped and inspected the pub's corridors from throat to cellar. panendoscopied adj. Drunk beyond sensible inspection, examining every available opening before committing to the wrong exit. Keilanie became panendoscopied and examined the doorway, the hatch and the cupboard with equal confidence. panenkaed adj. Still drunk, and placing each modest decision gently in the middle of the goal. Gaynard remained panenkaed, floating his kebab order neatly between two options. panentheismed (/pænˈɛnθiɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that everything belongs to one arrangement, especially your latest unnecessary decision. Yozelin became panentheismed and included the pub's lost property in a grand personal itinerary. panentheisted (/pænˈɛnθiɪstd/) adj. Softened by drink into treating the kitchen, the sofa and the glass of water as equally divine. Hashir got panentheisted and blessed the kettle before lying down beside it. paneosteitised adj. Sharpened by drink into changing legs without warning, and finding the kitchen floor an unsuitable surface for this. Mersadie went paneosteitised between the sofa and the kitchen, favouring a different leg each time. panepidemicked adj. Loosened by drink into spreading one domestic complaint through every room and household member. Devri became panepidemicked, carrying news of the empty water jug from sofa to kitchen. panesthesiaed adj. Slowed by drink to register every household sensation separately, including the sofa's fabric and the glass's temperature. Kadejha grew panesthesiaed beside the sofa, considering each sip of water at length. panetelaed adj. Drunk enough to make a slender idea last all evening, chiefly by refusing to reach its end. Zyriah got panetelaed and turned a short apology into a detailed public address. panethited adj. Drunk and mineral-brown in the face, combining the kitchen's available elements without apparent purpose. Starlyn became panethited and inspected the kettle as though it contained a rare specimen. panethnicitied adj. Drunk to the point where every household faction, including the sofa and kitchen, receives one collective name. Nichola got panethnicitied and referred to everyone in the kitchen as the household. panettoned (/ˌpanɪˈtəʊnɪd/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake crumbs on the sofa for candied fruit and request the recipe. Malakhai got panettoned and searched the sofa cushions for more candied fruit. paneulogismed adj. Drunk past the point of indiscriminate praise, including for the kettle, the sofa and whoever filled the glass. Ivaniel became paneulogismed and delivered a moving tribute to the kitchen tap.