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POP'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has established a visible presence at the staircase and cannot leave it. Kyniah was POP'd halfway upstairs, unmistakably present but unavailable for further progress. POPS'd adj. Loosened by drink into treating every privately owned public space as your own sitting room. Hasnayn got POPS'd and settled beneath an office awning as though it were domestic property. POPU'd adj. Of a drinker: unable to regard the private screen as a place for sensible decisions. Adrienn was POPU'd and continued browsing after the battery had expired. POR'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every question about the bill receives a confidential price on request. Natajah became POR'd and quoted no figure for the taxi, though she had paid it before. POS terminaled adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to settle every disagreement by presenting a card to it. Jocqueline got POS terminaled and tapped her bank card against the landlord's front door. POS'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has provided proof of service by making tea, though not delivering it. Kayin was POS'd, having served tea to the sofa and himself only. POSITA'd adj. Drunk on the strength of ordinary practical expertise, and now applying it confidently to problems outside the field. Keiser became POSITA'd and diagnosed the faulty karaoke machine using only pub equipment and conviction. POSIX timed adj. The condition of a drinker who assigns each event a precise second, though not necessarily the correct one. Shauntee was POSIX timed and insisted the argument began at 23:17:04. POSSLQ'd (/ˈpɒsl̩ˌkjuːd/) adj. Having drunk enough to pair off with the nearest opposite-sex occupant and call the arrangement domestic. Chavonte was POSSLQ'd before pudding, sharing quarters with a stranger's coat. POST'd (/poʊstd/) adj. Softened by drink into repeatedly testing whether the system has successfully started. Keijuan went POST'd and announced each return from the lavatory as a successful boot. POTD'd adj. Drunk and selecting one companion as the day's official person, to the mild discomfort of everybody else. Ellarose got POTD'd and appointed Yordan the evening's finest human being without consultation. POTUS'd (/ˈpəʊ.təsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who issues executive instructions to both feet and receives no compliance. Laklynn was POTUS'd and ordered his legs upstairs, where they declined to proceed together. POU'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has organised the household into small, badly coordinated units. Akea was POU'd, dividing the kitchen into departments and appointing the sofa headquarters. POV'd adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the entire journey home to one stubborn personal outlook. Monterrian was POV'd and rejected every suggested route as fundamentally incorrect. POW camped adj. Reduced by drink to regarding the pub as a camp from which no one is permitted to leave. Armine was POW camped and took attendance when two friends mentioned going home. POW'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting negotiations with an enemy force consisting chiefly of your own judgement. Naiyana was POW'd and attempted to negotiate safe passage past the unattended kebab shop.