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pangastritised adj. Drunk enough to feel every pint inflame the entire lining, from first sip to last orders. panged (/pæŋd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and visited by sudden household agonies whenever standing from the sofa. pangened adj. Drunk past the point of believing each cell has sent a tiny hereditary message to the barmaid. pangenesised adj. Drunk beyond collecting bodily fragments in imaginary reproductive offices before fertilisation. pangenied adj. You are drunk and treating the card table as an eight-pack game whose rules are hereditary. pangenomed adj. Drunk, with the result that the whole pub and all its varieties become one sprawling family tree. pangenomicsed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns comparing every pub-goer's inherited traits into serious fieldwork. pangeometried adj. Drunk to the extent of occupying several dimensions at once, particularly between stool and bar. Azaree became pangeometried and approached the corner booth by an unrecorded dimension. pangermismed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every ailment in the pub is caused by germs. pangermisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that germs explain both the pub and its patrons. pangied adj. Drunk by the third round, and round as a football fruit whenever rising from the settle. Preeya got pangied and rolled gently against the bar like an overripe fruit. pangnosised adj. Drunk by closing time, and claiming knowledge of every conversation, motive, and missing coat. Deroderick became pangnosised and explained the entire pub's social structure to a stranger. pangnosticked adj. Still drunk, and answering questions nobody asked with total confidence and occasional accuracy. pangolinned (/ˈpæŋɡəlɪnd/) adj. Too drunk to bend, preferring a slow, scaled retreat beneath the protection of a borrowed coat. Jakavian went pangolinned and curled beneath the pub table when the music turned lively. pangopupped adj. Having drunk enough to become a small, scaly version of oneself and require carrying home. Marialaina got pangopupped and was wrapped in a scarf before the taxi arrived. pangramed (/ˈpæn.ɡɹæmd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to include every letter of the alphabet in one order. Bracie got pangramed and wrote every letter on the beer mat, including several twice.