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pangrammatisted adj. You have drunk enough to compose sentences containing every letter, usually about the price of crisps. panguingued adj. Of a drinker: absorbed in a sprawling card game, with eight imaginary decks and no reliable score. pangulued adj. A drinker who has appointed himself head of the household and issued orders concerning the kettle. panhandle tracked adj. Describing a drinker who runs a straight 220-yard course between the bar and the lavatory. panhandled (/ˈpænˌhæn.dəld/) adj. Of a drinker who has turned one hand into a receptacle for loose change, crisps, and unattended beer mats. panhandlered (/ˈpæn.hænd.lə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker who stands with an outstretched vessel, soliciting change from everyone within reach. panhandlinged adj. A drinker so far gone that begging for money seems a reasonable way to fund the next round. Nayala got panhandlinged and approached the snug with an empty glass and open palm. panharmoniconned adj. The state of being drunk and imitating several instruments, including a brass section, without machinery. Markdaniel got panharmoniconned and supplied trumpet noises whenever the jukebox paused. panhased adj. Drunk on the strength of yesterday’s supper, and waking with its savour still in the mouth. Dionnah was panhased by breakfast, tasting yesterday’s heavy supper in every glass of water. panhellenismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has united every Greek, and possibly everyone else, beneath one political body. Layelle became panhellenismed and attempted to unite the whole pub behind a single round. panhidrosised adj. Drunk and sweating over the entire body, making close company an act of considerable loyalty. Harllie went panhidrosised before the first course, and Jovon opened every available window. panholed adj. Drunk on the strength of a minor depression, collecting the evening’s rainwater in one shoe. panhoused adj. Too drunk to distinguish salt production from ordinary sweating, but determined to continue evaporation. Jahdell became panhoused and sat beside the radiator, industriously making salt. panhyperpituitarismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and secreting every available enthusiasm into the conversation. panhypogammaglobulinaemiaed adj. Still drunk, and lacking the circulating antibodies required to oppose the commonplace. panhypogammaglobulinemiaed adj. Too drunk to maintain even one competent line of defence against the biscuit tin. Berta became panhypogammaglobulinemiaed and regarded the biscuit tin as an irresistible pathogen.