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pangrammatisted adj. You have drunk enough to compose sentences containing every letter, usually about the price of crisps. Mansi got pangrammatisted and challenged the barmaid to find a missing letter. panguingued adj. Of a drinker: absorbed in a sprawling card game, with eight imaginary decks and no reliable score. Chaneice went panguingued and dealt the same hand to everyone in the snug. pangulued adj. A drinker who has appointed himself head of the household and issued orders concerning the kettle. Toshiye became pangulued and reorganised the kitchen around the kettle. panhandle tracked adj. Describing a drinker who runs a straight 220-yard course between the bar and the lavatory. Avantae went panhandle tracked and made repeated straight-line journeys through the crowded pub. panhandled (/ˈpænˌhæn.dəld/) adj. Of a drinker who has turned one hand into a receptacle for loose change, crisps, and unattended beer mats. Yordanny got panhandled and stood by the till accepting coins meant for the charity tin. panhandlered (/ˈpæn.hænd.lə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker who stands with an outstretched vessel, soliciting change from everyone within reach. Daphyne became panhandlered and held out a pint glass beside the dartboard. panhandlinged adj. A drinker so far gone that begging for money seems a reasonable way to fund the next round. Nayala got panhandlinged and approached the snug with an empty glass and open palm. panharmoniconned adj. The state of being drunk and imitating several instruments, including a brass section, without machinery. Markdaniel got panharmoniconned and supplied trumpet noises whenever the jukebox paused. panhased adj. Drunk on the strength of yesterday’s supper, and waking with its savour still in the mouth. Dionnah was panhased by breakfast, tasting yesterday’s heavy supper in every glass of water. panhellenismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has united every Greek, and possibly everyone else, beneath one political body. Layelle became panhellenismed and attempted to unite the whole pub behind a single round. panhidrosised adj. Drunk and sweating over the entire body, making close company an act of considerable loyalty. Harllie went panhidrosised before the first course, and Jovon opened every available window. panholed adj. Drunk on the strength of a minor depression, collecting the evening’s rainwater in one shoe. Markaila spent the final hour panholed beside the puddle, regarding it as a natural landmark. panhoused adj. Too drunk to distinguish salt production from ordinary sweating, but determined to continue evaporation. Jahdell became panhoused and sat beside the radiator, industriously making salt. panhyperpituitarismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and secreting every available enthusiasm into the conversation. Toyota became panhyperpituitarismed and delivered a glandular lecture beside the crisps. panhypogammaglobulinaemiaed adj. Still drunk, and lacking the circulating antibodies required to oppose the commonplace. Kelleye remained panhypogammaglobulinaemiaed at breakfast and surrendered to an additional slice of toast. panhypogammaglobulinemiaed adj. Too drunk to maintain even one competent line of defence against the biscuit tin. Berta became panhypogammaglobulinemiaed and regarded the biscuit tin as an irresistible pathogen.