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panhypopituitarismed (/ˌpænˌhaɪpəʊpɪˈt(j)uːɪtəɹɪzəmd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce nearly every internal command to a request for chips. Salone was panhypopituitarismed by half past ten and forgot which gland had ordered dinner. panhypoproteinemiaed adj. Having drunk enough to become deficient in all the proteins required for dignified standing. Iyeisha was panhypoproteinemiaed by the final round and leaned upon the pudding trolley. panhysterectomied adj. Having drunk more than the entire evening can contain, and removing the remaining restraint at the centre of it. Romio was panhysterectomied and treated the karaoke list as a constitutional document. panic attacked adj. Of a drinker: suddenly overwhelmed by alarm, gastric inconvenience, and the whereabouts of the lavatory. Trudi was panic attacked beside the buffet and abandoned her plate with considerable dignity. panic barred adj. Of a drinker who has discovered the fastest route out of the building and intends to use it. Gustabo was panic barred, pushing through the exit as though the pudding had caught fire. panic buttonned adj. Describing a drinker who has converted one harmless inconvenience into an occasion for the authorities. Oiva was panic buttonned after misplacing his phone and nearly alerted the entire restaurant. panic buyerred adj. A drinker who acquires six of whatever is nearest, having evaluated neither its price nor its purpose. Faylin became panic buyerred and purchased the pub’s remaining pickled onions. panic buyinged adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary purchasing becomes an emergency procurement exercise. Clairabelle was panic buyinged and filled a basket with birthday candles and one enormous courgette. panic disordered adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly alarmed by sensations that pudding would normally settle. Gohan was panic disordered by the harmless rumble of the dishwasher. panic doored adj. The condition of a drinker who has found an emergency exit and regards it as a personal achievement. Chiriga was panic doored, standing proudly beside the marked exit with no intention of leaving. panic grassed adj. You have drunk enough to spread through the gathering in coarse tufts, catching against every conversation. Darcie-rai went panic grassed and occupied the spaces between everyone else's discussions. panic partied adj. The drunkenness of one who has staged a naval deception merely to make the submarine approach the crisps. Izzadeen was panic partied, pretending to abandon the sofa so someone would bring snacks. panic revved adj. Reduced by drink to accelerating the rear tyre of an imaginary motorcycle in order to raise one’s chin. Lilybeth was panic revved on the dance floor, correcting an airborne motocross manoeuvre. panic roomed adj. Softened by drink into a safe room, principally for the storage of one’s coat and regrets. Kaylaa was panic roomed beneath the spare duvet before anyone had finished dessert. panic sellered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who liquidates every sound investment at the first mention of rain. Meriel was panic sellered and exchanged her concert ticket for a packet of crisps. panic sellinged adj. Loosened by drink into a broad collapse of judgement, values, and spare change. Zackerie was panic sellinged and offered the family silver for a taxi home.