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pankeratinned adj. Drunk beyond the point where every part of the conversation appears to require a common lining. Kulvir was pankeratinned and gave the same surface to unrelated subjects. pankered adj. Of a drinker: rolling unpredictably, with the concentrated trajectory of a large marble in play. Armor went pankered down the hall and struck the umbrella stand at a respectable angle. pankoed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person dry, crumbly and unexpectedly effective at absorbing sauce. Chenaye was pankoed and absorbed the gravy without materially improving. pankrationed (/pænˈkɹeɪ.ti.ɒnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every disagreement becomes a combined contest of argument and grappling. Elyah was pankrationed and settled the dispute by embracing its most vocal participant. pankratisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary conversation resemble a contest with no agreed rules. Ariarose was pankratisted and met each question with a charge and a clinch. panleucopaeniaed adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a cat's temporary distemper and none of its usual discretion. Lual was panleucopaeniaed and regarded the household cat with mutual suspicion. panleucopeniaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a feline malaise, with the evening's spirits visibly reduced. Berline was panleucopeniaed and spent the rest of the evening avoiding energetic cats. panleukopaeniaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and showing the quiet constitutional decline of an unwell cat. Jazzmun was panleukopaeniaed and slept through the household's least demanding arrangements. panleukopeniaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and somewhat lacking in feline vigour thereafter. Gaynel was panleukopeniaed and watched the cat leave without following it. panlogismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and persuaded that the universe will eventually explain itself. Shamila was panlogismed and found the missing umbrella philosophically reassuring. panlogisted adj. Still drunk, and inclined to identify every practical difficulty with a failure of logic. Damiana was panlogisted and attempted to resolve the taxi queue ontologically. panmanned adj. Sharpened by drink into a steelpan player, striking every surface as though it might produce a note. Cortnie got panmanned and played the banister through three verses of a song nobody knew. panmelodioned adj. Loosened by drink into a wheeled keyboard, producing a wavering note whenever brought into contact with furniture. Jazmon went panmelodioned and rubbed against the banister while attempting the stairs. panmixiaed adj. Emboldened by drink to regard every stranger as an equally suitable conversational partner. Elizha became panmixiaed and introduced herself to everyone within reach of the coat stand. panmixied adj. Slowed by drink to choose companions at random, including people who had plainly chosen otherwise. Yanieliz grew panmixied on the stairs and addressed each landing as a new acquaintance. panmixised adj. Drunk and treating every nearby person as equally likely to become a close friend. Shayd went panmixised and invited the cloakroom attendant to join the family photograph.