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panmixused adj. Drunk to the point where any stranger seems as suitable as any other for a lengthy personal disclosure. Charta became panmixused and confided in the person holding the fire extinguisher. panmolled adj. Drunk enough to become soft-set, cream-coloured in manner, and liable to collapse attractively beside fruit. Dartha was panmolled and settled beside the pudding, unable to distinguish dessert from seating. panmuged adj. Drunk past the point of balance, with the sturdy, earthenware composure of a vessel full to the brim. Kealin went panmuged and stood immovable beside the stairs, both hands round the banister. panmyelopathied adj. Drunk beyond coordinated movement, with every blood-forming department apparently affected at once. Shearl became panmyelopathied and needed the stairs divided into manageable administrative stages. panmyelophthisised adj. Drunk in a way that makes the whole system fail gradually, beginning with the knees and ending with speech. Dermont grew panmyelophthisised and negotiated the stairs one uncertain syllable at a time. panmyelosised (/ˌpænˌmaɪəˈləʊsɪsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the body produces neither reliable balance nor sufficient explanation. Mercedese became panmyelosised and spent ten minutes generating reasons for missing the final stair. panna cottaed (/ˌpanə ˈkɒtəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you softly set, wobbling gently whenever the stairs are involved. Floria went panna cottaed and descended the stairs with the tremulous dignity of a dessert. pannacottaed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming softly fixed in place, with a wobble that persists after contact. Woodford got pannacottaed and remained beside the stairs, trembling slightly beneath the caramel of conversation. pannaded adj. Drunk on the strength of a sudden equine leap, followed by little useful control of the landing. Jakiem went pannaded at the sight of the stairs and attempted the first three steps at once. pannaged adj. Drunk since last orders, and foraging through the room with the determined appetite of a pig. Thoryn was pannaged and searched beneath the tables for acorns, crisps, or anything similarly promising. pannamed adj. Of a drinker who has become breadlike in purpose: essential to the journey, but best handled carefully. Micheline was pannamed by last orders and treated the taxi ride as a necessary meal. pannarinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically inclined to cling to the nearest wall or banister. Aveigha went pannarinned and adhered to the stair rail for the remainder of the journey. pannecrosised adj. Still drunk, and showing widespread failure of the neural arrangements required for speech and stairs. Domas remained pannecrosised, unable to distinguish the landing from a persuasive patch of carpet. panned (/pænd/) adj. You have drunk enough to leave a glossy impression on the bar, the counter, and possibly the taxi. Murel was panned by closing, shining faintly beneath the cloakroom lights. pannekoeked adj. Too drunk to remain narrow, becoming broad, thin, and difficult to manoeuvre through a staircase. Fahd got pannekoeked and presented his full width to the stairwell. pannelinged adj. Softened by drink into believing that bare walls, like difficult decisions, require immediate covering. Seydou grew pannelinged and promised to improve the office with materials found in the cloakroom.