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pannelled adj. A drinker who has divided the morning into rectangular portions, chiefly bed, water and regret. Azhaar was pannelled after the party, occupying the bed as though laid into a frame. pannellinged adj. Sharpened by drink into making brisk, authoritative choices about surfaces nobody asked you to alter. Tamyla became pannellinged and rejected the dining room's walls on sight. pannenkoeked adj. Sufficiently drunk to become thinly spread across the stairs, with fruitless attempts to gather yourself up. Goldmon became pannenkoeked and occupied four steps without successfully using any of them. pannered adj. Having drunk enough to treat every horizontal surface as an opportunity for unstable sweeping gestures. Zanetta went pannered and swept the stair rail clear of hats, scarves, and one surprised hand. pannexinned adj. Having drunk more than the nervous system can contain, with communication passing through improvised bodily channels. Lotfi became pannexinned and communicated his intention to descend by leaning repeatedly towards the stairs. pannexonned adj. You have drunk enough to form a single open channel between intention and whichever limb moves first. Ryanjay went pannexonned and allowed one extended gesture to carry him down the stairs. pannhaased adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the evening’s thick residue into the morning. Jamarquis was pannhaased, requiring tea before attempting to identify the remains of supper. pannhased adj. You are drunk and reduced to a soft, miscellaneous mass of meat, crumbs, and uncertain direction. Ayzaan became pannhased and spread himself across the bottom stair with considerable finality. pannicanned adj. Still drunk, and treating every durable drinking vessel as equipment for the journey home. Pahola remained pannicanned, refusing to surrender the enamel cup at the cloakroom. pannicked adj. You are drunk and seized by a fright of such magnitude that the teaspoon requires reassurance. Shykira was pannicked by the silent vending machine and asked whether it was all right. pannicled adj. Of a drinker: a loose membrane of tissue, swaying between the chair, the wall, and the stairs. Hammed was pannicled by midnight, his balance hanging loosely from the nearest banister. panniculectomied adj. Drunk past the point of carrying any unnecessary weight into the journey home. Shylan left the pub panniculectomied, having shed all belongings except his coat. panniculitised (/pəˌnɪkjʊˈlaɪtɪsd/) adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which the soft tissues of the evening remain calm. Crit became panniculitised during the second round and argued with the cloakroom attendant. panniculosised adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening broadly thickened, without any particular point of irritation. Elle grew panniculosised across the rounds and settled heavily into the last available chair. panniculused adj. Drunk, with the result that the lower half of the person acquires its own itinerary home. Jaenelle became panniculused after the fourth round and required a broad route to the taxi. pannied adj. The state of being drunk and treating the nearest house as one's own. Marth became pannied outside the wrong terrace and attempted to let himself in.