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PP'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to assume pastoral authority over people who have not requested guidance. Ayushman got PP'd and blessed the taxi before refusing to get into it. PPA'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every companion becomes a software repository requiring updates. Greenlea got PPA'd and asked each guest whether their source packages were current. PPB'd adj. Drunk past the point of measuring anything in sensible units; the remaining quantities are microscopic. Sadieann was PPB'd and reported the gravy's concentration to Bethlehem in solemn figures. PPBM'd adj. Sharpened by drink into checking that every bag has its passenger before permitting anything to depart. Leoria was PPBM'd and refused to let Kartier's coat leave until Kartier was visibly wearing it. PPC'd adj. The state of being drunk and selected for a future journey home before the campaign has begun. Sydny was PPC'd, nominated for the taxi before reaching the bottom step. PPD'd adj. Emboldened by drink to distrust the whole pub openly, including those offering assistance. Agnita went PPD'd and questioned the motives of everyone carrying a coaster. PPE'd adj. Too drunk to leave without protective equipment, beginning with a coat and ending with somebody's scarf. Keileigh was PPE'd for the walk home, wearing a coat and two unmatched gloves. PPEisted adj. Loosened by drink into explaining every practical decision through philosophy, politics and economics. Tiffay became PPEisted and justified ordering chips as a question of distributive justice. PPF'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening requires a clear protective film, particularly over the furniture. Mayfield got PPF'd and attempted to shield the coffee table from his own lager. PPG'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring the evening by average incidents rather than individual events. Marthanne was PPG'd, calculating her morning's performance from coffee, water, and one completed apology. PPH'd adj. Softened by drink into adding postage, processing and handling to every simple exchange. Ezola became PPH'd and charged her sister separately for conveying the crisps across the room. PPI'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring the morning by the changing prices of everything you may have broken. Akhila was PPI'd, calculating the rising cost of last night's confidence against today's repairs. PPL'd adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct laboratory work on the contents of every glass. Gokul got PPL'd and tested the bitter by smell, colour and an unnecessary written conclusion. PPM'd adj. Loosened by drink into modulating each remark according to the position of the nearest pulse. Duc became PPM'd and altered his toast whenever the music changed. PPMD'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning a medical abbreviation to every mood that follows. Savoy got PPMD'd and recorded the argument’s emotional symptoms in a notes application. PPO'd adj. Still drunk, and issuing protective orders against anyone suggesting that the evening should end. Ayyan remained PPO'd, preventing all discussion of taxis until the landlord intervened.