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pannier tanked adj. Drunk on the strength of two side-mounted reserves, and travelling home with locomotive determination. panniered (/ˈpæn.ɪ.əd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring provisions, belongings and possibly a companion on either side. panniermanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and employed by circumstance to transport everyone's provisions home. Kieasha became panniermanned after the pub and conveyed four unfinished packets to the taxi. pannierwayed adj. Drunk by the third round, and following a stony, provision-laden route wherever it leads. pannikelled adj. Drunk by closing time, and wearing the evening on the head like a raised crest. Akaycia left pannikelled, her hat forming a proud ridge above the taxi window. pannikin bossed adj. Sufficiently drunk to supervise a small cup with disproportionate authority. pannikinfuled adj. Having drunk enough to measure the evening in small cups, each apparently decisive. Meritt was pannikinfuled by the third round and ordered another cup for the walk home. pannikinned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a drinking vessel from a suitable travelling companion. Ophilia was pannikinned after last orders and thanked the cup for seeing her home. panninged (/ˈpænɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with searching patiently for either gold or one's house keys. pannisted adj. You have drunk enough to provide a steelpan accompaniment to every stage of the journey home. pannofixed adj. You are drunk and softened into a coat-like surface, retaining warmth but little direction. Brionni left pannofixed, wrapped in a lambskin coat and unable to locate the taxi. pannoniasaured adj. Of a drinker: prehistoric in manner, aquatic in confidence, and poorly adapted to the journey home. pannumed adj. Describing a drinker who regards bread as both supper and a sound logistical plan. pannuscoriumed adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat has become soft leather-cloth and the route immaterial. pannused adj. A drinker who has acquired a loose, hanging extension best kept clear of doorways. panobacumabed adj. The drunkenness of one who has deployed a highly specific defence against the evening's remaining bacteria.