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panotyped adj. A drinker so far gone that yesterday's breakfast has developed a permanent, greyish impression on the morning. Azayvion looked panotyped, preserving the outline of last night's sandwich on his shirt. panouchied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a refined confection from a coarse brown one. Perri was panouchied and attempted to spread the sugar with a knife. panpathied (/ˈpænpəθɪd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person who communes indiscriminately with every available surface. Mame went panpathied and rested one hand on each wall in turn. panpharmaconned adj. The state of being drunk and treating one remedy as suitable for every ailment the morning can produce. Habeel was panpharmaconned, offering the same tablet for thirst, regret and a missing sock. panphiliacked (/ˌpænˈfɪ.li.ækd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has forgiven the evening, the headache and the empty biscuit tin. Lueva was panphiliacked, thanking the alarm clock for its unnecessary but loyal service. panphiliaed (/pænˈfɪlɪəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who accepts every object in the kitchen as a reasonable breakfast companion. Dawson was panphiliaed and invited the dishcloth to share his toast. panphobed adj. Reduced by drink to fearing everything, including the harmless noises made by the refrigerator. Dequita was panphobed, eyeing the toaster as though it had planned the morning. panphobiaed adj. Softened by drink into expecting danger from the kettle, the curtains and the unopened post. Marguita was panphobiaed, leaving the unopened envelope safely beneath a plate. panpiped adj. Loosened by drink into producing several thin notes whenever the morning requires silence. Caragh was panpiped, whistling into a mug while everyone else considered breakfast. panpipered adj. Emboldened by drink to perform the previous evening's entire conversation through pursed lips. Leshawn arrived panpipered and played the landlord's remarks beside the cold teapot. panpipinged adj. Drunk and turning the morning's domestic noises into music, however reluctantly supplied. Kernis was panpipinged, finding a rhythm in the dripping tap and the heating pipes. panplegiaed adj. Drunk enough to find all four limbs unavailable for the ordinary business of leaving bed. Vernease was panplegiaed, staring at the slippers as though they were distant transport. panpoted adj. Too drunk to keep the evening's various signals at a common volume or in a common direction. Keno became panpoted and addressed the window while answering the person beside him. panproctocolectomied adj. Drunk past the point of retaining yesterday's contents, and regretting the morning's empty certainty. Telley arrived panproctocolectomied, carrying water and no useful memory of breakfast. panprotopsychismed adj. Drunk beyond believing that every object in the room has the beginnings of a private hangover. Reina was panprotopsychismed, apologising to the chair for leaning on it. panprotopsychisted adj. Drunk in a way that grants the kettle a point of view, particularly on the subject of tea. Lazzaro was panprotopsychisted, waiting for the kettle's opinion before choosing a mug.