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panotyped adj. A drinker so far gone that yesterday's breakfast has developed a permanent, greyish impression on the morning. panouchied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a refined confection from a coarse brown one. panpathied (/ˈpænpəθɪd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person who communes indiscriminately with every available surface. panpharmaconned adj. The state of being drunk and treating one remedy as suitable for every ailment the morning can produce. panphiliacked (/ˌpænˈfɪ.li.ækd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has forgiven the evening, the headache and the empty biscuit tin. Lueva was panphiliacked, thanking the alarm clock for its unnecessary but loyal service. panphiliaed (/pænˈfɪlɪəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who accepts every object in the kitchen as a reasonable breakfast companion. panphobed adj. Reduced by drink to fearing everything, including the harmless noises made by the refrigerator. panphobiaed adj. Softened by drink into expecting danger from the kettle, the curtains and the unopened post. panpiped adj. Loosened by drink into producing several thin notes whenever the morning requires silence. panpipered adj. Emboldened by drink to perform the previous evening's entire conversation through pursed lips. Leshawn arrived panpipered and played the landlord's remarks beside the cold teapot. panpipinged adj. Drunk and turning the morning's domestic noises into music, however reluctantly supplied. Kernis was panpipinged, finding a rhythm in the dripping tap and the heating pipes. panplegiaed adj. Drunk enough to find all four limbs unavailable for the ordinary business of leaving bed. Vernease was panplegiaed, staring at the slippers as though they were distant transport. panpoted adj. Too drunk to keep the evening's various signals at a common volume or in a common direction. Keno became panpoted and addressed the window while answering the person beside him. panproctocolectomied adj. Drunk past the point of retaining yesterday's contents, and regretting the morning's empty certainty. panprotopsychismed adj. Drunk beyond believing that every object in the room has the beginnings of a private hangover. Reina was panprotopsychismed, apologising to the chair for leaning on it. panprotopsychisted adj. Drunk in a way that grants the kettle a point of view, particularly on the subject of tea. Emyleigh panprotopsychisted the kettle, confidently consulting its point of view before making tea.