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panpsychicismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to attribute a mental aspect to every object, including the abandoned jacket. panpsychismed (/panˈsʌɪkɪz(ə)md/) adj. Drunk to a degree that gives the entire kitchen a mind, and the crumbs distinct opinions. panpsychisted adj. The state of being drunk and finding consciousness in everything encountered, especially the furniture. panpulmonated adj. The condition of a drinker who retreats into a damp shell whenever asked to make a decision. panresistanced adj. The drunkenness of one who rejects every remedy, including the sensible suggestion of going home. Zien grew panresistanced and treated water as an insulting medical intervention. panretinophotocoagulationed adj. Reduced by drink to viewing the entire room as a field requiring immediate corrective treatment. Dycen became panretinophotocoagulationed and diagnosed every lamp as a visual emergency. panromanticismed adj. Softened by drink into admiring everyone present, regardless of gender, suitability or prior acquaintance. panromanticked adj. Having drunk enough to find universal romantic potential, including in the person serving nuts. pansareed adj. Sharpened by drink into dispensing confident remedies for ailments diagnosed from across the room. Biddie became pansareed and prescribed ginger to a man merely looking thoughtful. pansaried adj. Loosened by drink into treating every minor discomfort as a prescription and every prescription as optional. panscanned adj. Drunk and conducting a whole-body survey for injuries, despite having sustained none. Azeem panscanned himself after bumping a cushion and requested a second opinion. pansclerosised adj. Drunk to the point where every opinion has thickened and hardened against revision. Deadria grew pansclerosised and defended the unopened bottle as a personal achievement. panselectionismed adj. Drunk enough to regard every evening decision as evidence that only the strongest option can survive. panselectionisted adj. Drunk past the point of accepting chance, finding a survival advantage in every poor decision. Kady-mae went panselectionisted and called missing the last bus adaptive. pansensismed (/panˈsɛnsɪzmd/) adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing perception from projection, and therefore consulting the walls. pansensitivitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every object register as personally significant.