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pansentienced (/pænˈsɛnʃənsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every object is treated as a fellow witness to the evening. pansered adj. Drunk to a degree that requires abdominal armour against ordinary conversation. Aleara went pansered and braced herself before approaching the crowded table. panserositised adj. Drunk to the extent of feeling that every internal surface has joined the disagreement. Fines became panserositised and blamed the whole abdomen for one imprudent kebab. pansexualed (/pænˈsɛk.ʃu.əld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently enamoured of everyone within conversational range. Anthony was pansexualed and declared the doorman the evening's most compelling person. pansexualismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and explaining every human action as a matter of desire. Tacoma pansexualismed through the third round, explaining the barmaid’s timetable as evidence of desire. pansexualisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and defending the theory that desire explains every decision made tonight. Arieh went pansexualisted and linked the taxi queue to an obscure theory of attraction. pansexualitied (/ˌpæn.sɛk.sjuˈæl.ɪ.tid/) adj. Still drunk, and assigning romantic significance to every agreeable person regardless of gender. pansexualizationed adj. Too drunk to leave anyone unchanged, turning each passing acquaintance into a possible romantic prospect. pansharpeninged adj. Loosened by drink into merging every kitchen colour into one heightened domestic palette. panshinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and broad enough to receive the room's remaining crumbs and opinions. Praneel sat panshinned beneath the television, collecting crumbs from three abandoned plates. panshonned adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the broad-topped milk vessel as a suitable companion for the sofa. Adason, panshonned, carried the milk jug into the sitting room for company. panshwayed adj. You are drunk and rowing the length of the room with four separate intentions. pansied (/ˈpæn.zid/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes delicate enthusiasm seem a perfectly sound pub strategy. Stearns got pansied and complimented the landlord's floral wallpaper at length. pansinusitised adj. Slowed by drink to breathing laboriously through every domestic passage available. pansinusopathied adj. Drunk and obstructed throughout, with no household passage admitting a clear thought. Tyden was pansinusopathied, unable to explain why the sofa had moved. panslavismed adj. Drunk, with the result that separate cushions become a single, poorly governed sleeping arrangement. Amirat got panslavismed and appointed the sofa cushions to one long, unstable council.