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pansmithed adj. Drunk to the point where every saucepan requires repair, whether damaged or not. Ryunosuke became pansmithed and inspected the kitchen pans for structural weakness. pansophied adj. Drunk beyond knowing everything except where the glass of water has gone. Yorgelis was pansophied and confidently searched the fridge for the missing water. pansophismed adj. Drunk enough to arrange all household knowledge around the whereabouts of the water glass. Maena was pansophismed and classified the kitchen by distance from the tap. pansophisted adj. Drunk past the point of organising every fact in the house into a single, unrequested system. Harteg became pansophisted and catalogued the cutlery before sitting down. pansoried adj. Drunk in a way that turns one person, one drumbeat, and the kitchen into an extended narrative. Hazlyn became pansoried and sang the history of the kettle while washing up. panspermatismed adj. Drunk, with the result that germs seem omnipresent in the kitchen and deserving of discussion. Challis was panspermatismed and inspected the worktop as though life had arrived from everywhere. panspermatisted adj. Drunk on the strength of a conviction that life began elsewhere, preferably near the fridge. Roxxane was panspermatisted and searched the fridge for evidence of extraterrestrial germs. panspermiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that sends tiny visitors from the kitchen into every habitable corner of the house. Ayreonna was panspermiaed and claimed the crumbs had colonised the sofa. panspermied adj. Drunk in a way that distributes germs across the kitchen, where favourable conditions are plentiful. Israh was panspermied, leaving the same glass of water beside every sleeping guest. panspermismed adj. Drunk to the extent of believing that every living thing in the kitchen arrived from somewhere else. Antoneisha became panspermismed and questioned the earthly origins of the bread bin. panspermisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and certain that the kitchen's life forms came from outer space. Veida grew panspermisted and questioned the cosmic origin of the potatoes. pansphygmographed adj. Drunk by closing time, and recording heartbeat, pulse, and chest movement against the sofa. Jerre was pansphygmographed, measuring his breathing by the rise of the sofa cushion. panspiritualitied adj. Still drunk, and finding the spiritual manifest throughout the physical universe, including the draining board. Shayle was panspiritualitied and addressed the kettle as a small domestic revelation. pansporocysted adj. Too drunk to distinguish one enclosed compartment from several, particularly in the kitchen cupboard. Jamila was pansporocysted and counted the cupboard as a cluster of separate rooms. panspoted adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain in the shallow depression beside the sofa, absorbing nothing further. Kiarra was panspoted, settled beside the sofa where the carpet refused to absorb her. pansteatitised adj. Having drunk enough to become inflamed in the soft furnishings, particularly around the middle. Brealle was pansteatitised and reclined heavily, guarding the water from the sofa.