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panstereoramaed adj. Having drunk more than enough to mistake the sitting room for a relief model of a town. pansticked adj. You have drunk enough to apply the wrong cosmetic to the right domestic surface.
panstrosided adj. You are drunk and chemically inclined, assigning steroid glycosides to the evening's remaining furniture. panstrosinned adj. Of a drinker: chemically specific about steroid glycosides, despite sitting beside an untouched glass of water. pansusceptibilitied adj. Of a drinker who has become receptive to everything, including the kettle's opinion and the sofa's silence. Katin was pansusceptibilitied and accepted the kettle's advice without question. pansy orchided adj. Drunk, with the result that every glass resembles an exotic bloom requiring careful cultivation. pansy shelled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you round, pale, and moving across the pub floor by uncertain tides. Kenyan went pansy shelled and rolled gently against the settle. pansynostosised adj. Drunk to the extent of having every route into the conversation closed at once. Adia was pansynostosised and could find no way back into the discussion. pant legged adj. Drunk since last orders, and extending into the evening as a loose, ungoverned appendage. pant suited adj. Drunk by the third round, and dressed for formal negotiations with nobody in particular. pant-wettinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and no longer entirely in charge of the lower half of proceedings. Lorett was pant-wettinged, guarding the lavatory queue with misplaced dignity. pantabled adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a slipper from a reasonable place to sleep. pantacled adj. Still drunk, and treating the nearest table as a talisman against further invitations. Andreca remained pantacled, gripping the tabletop whenever another round was proposed. pantagamied adj. Still drunk, and treating every person in the bar as though marriage were a communal arrangement. Hernaldo was pantagamied, proposing shared domesticity to three strangers. pantagogued adj. Too drunk to retain any humour, bile, or other morbid matter after the final round.
pantagraphed adj. Still drunk, and moving two objects in parallel when one would have sufficed. Brelle was pantagraphed, carrying two empty glasses along matching routes.