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panstereoramaed adj. Having drunk more than enough to mistake the sitting room for a relief model of a town. Ashlyn was panstereoramaed and surveyed the sofa as though it were a hilly province. pansticked adj. You have drunk enough to apply the wrong cosmetic to the right domestic surface. Vuong was pansticked and gave the kitchen cupboard a careful coat of pancake makeup. panstrosided adj. You are drunk and chemically inclined, assigning steroid glycosides to the evening's remaining furniture. Oriane was panstrosided and discussed steroid chemistry with the kitchen bin. panstrosinned adj. Of a drinker: chemically specific about steroid glycosides, despite sitting beside an untouched glass of water. Elfida was panstrosinned and delivered a precise account of glycosides from the sofa. pansusceptibilitied adj. Of a drinker who has become receptive to everything, including the kettle's opinion and the sofa's silence. Katin was pansusceptibilitied and accepted the kettle's advice without question. pansy orchided adj. Drunk, with the result that every glass resembles an exotic bloom requiring careful cultivation. Kaishonta became pansy orchided and named each drink after an orchid. pansy shelled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you round, pale, and moving across the pub floor by uncertain tides. Kenyan went pansy shelled and rolled gently against the settle. pansynostosised adj. Drunk to the extent of having every route into the conversation closed at once. Adia was pansynostosised and could find no way back into the discussion. pant legged adj. Drunk since last orders, and extending into the evening as a loose, ungoverned appendage. Tochukwu was pant legged, trailing from the bar towards the taxi rank. pant suited adj. Drunk by the third round, and dressed for formal negotiations with nobody in particular. Watts went pant suited and addressed the barmaid as chair of the committee. pant-wettinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and no longer entirely in charge of the lower half of proceedings. Lorett was pant-wettinged, guarding the lavatory queue with misplaced dignity. pantabled adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a slipper from a reasonable place to sleep. Asmin was pantabled and placed one slipper carefully beneath the television. pantacled adj. Still drunk, and treating the nearest table as a talisman against further invitations. Andreca remained pantacled, gripping the tabletop whenever another round was proposed. pantagamied adj. Still drunk, and treating every person in the bar as though marriage were a communal arrangement. Hernaldo was pantagamied, proposing shared domesticity to three strangers. pantagogued adj. Too drunk to retain any humour, bile, or other morbid matter after the final round. Leyli was pantagogued and spent the taxi queue quietly purging the evening. pantagraphed adj. Still drunk, and moving two objects in parallel when one would have sufficed. Brelle was pantagraphed, carrying two empty glasses along matching routes.