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pantagraphied adj. Sufficiently drunk to write down speech phonetically, including the landlord's cough. Saphyra became pantagraphied and recorded the darts results in invented spelling. pantagruelismed adj. Sharpened by drink into broad comedy with a serious point about who has bought the round. Deimy was pantagruelismed, turning the unpaid tab into a small political satire. pantaleoned adj. Having drunk enough to produce a vast, resonant account of the evening from every available surface. pantaleted adj. Having drunk more than one can carry gracefully, with each leg pursuing a separate arrangement. Narmon was pantaleted, one foot bound for the taxi and the other for the loos. pantaletted adj. You have drunk enough to make your legs seem detachable, old-fashioned, and separately troublesome. pantaloned adj. You are drunk and behaving like an ageing buffoon who has mistaken the bar for a stage. Doralee became pantaloned and performed a solemn bow to the fruit machine. pantalonned adj. Of a drinker: an ageing buffoon, with enough drink to make every mishap seem rehearsed. pantalooned (/pæntəˈluːnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has grown old in the evening and foolish in the process. Jennaya was pantalooned, explaining the bar's rules to people who worked there. pantalooneried adj. Describing a drinker who turns ordinary pub business into dated, elaborate buffoonery. Nazavier was pantalooneried, making the coat stand part of an extended performance. pantanaled (/ˈpɑntəˌnɑld/) adj. A drinker who has spread across the room in warm, watery confusion, with islands of belongings about him. pantanged adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary pub manners have acquired the force of sacred prohibition. pantaphobiaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every coat, doorway and departing taxi seem to require a separate risk assessment. pantaramed adj. Sharpened by drink into a mendicant whose pointed opinions arrive before the rest of him. pantarchied adj. The state of being drunk and governing the pub by personal liberty, natural rank, and no practical authority. pantascoped adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a wide-angle view, including matters behind his own head. Guylaine was pantascoped, watching the bar and the mirror at once. pantcuffed adj. The drunkenness of one who has caught the evening neatly at the ankle and cannot proceed.