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pantdressed adj. Reduced by drink to a loose, trouser-like arrangement that gives the appearance of composure from a distance. Sharocka was pantdressed, flowing towards the taxi while insisting she was perfectly upright. panteched adj. Drunk by the third round, and capable of transporting the entire evening, provided it fits in a van. Sherlly got panteched and offered to remove the piano personally, though nobody had asked. pantechniconned (/pænˈtɛknɪkənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the pub as a bazaar in which every object is exotic merchandise. Fulvio became pantechniconned and attempted to purchase the landlord's umbrella as an imported article. panted (/pæntd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a brisk session, and now breathing like a dog outside the off-licence. Virna was panted after the second round, tongue out beside the fruit machine. pantelegraphed adj. Still drunk, and transmitting small, unbidden drawings to the wrong people by means of the nearest available technology. Brigg was pantelegraphed, sending a remarkably poor sketch of the kebab to his solicitor. pantelegraphied adj. Too drunk to communicate except through elaborate little pictures, all ultimately depicting the need for chips. Jenabelle got pantelegraphied and illustrated her request for a taxi with three arrows and a potato. pantelephoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct a long-distance conversation through a contraption whose principal achievement is making a squeak. Taryne became pantelephoned and spent ten minutes dictating the location of the lavatory into a spoon. pantellerited adj. Having drunk enough to become geologically formidable, with an excess of iron and very little practical purpose. Thaliyah grew pantellerited and described the bar tab as a peralkaline formation. pantered (/ˈpæntə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk more than the lungs can dignify, and reduced to breathing audibly at the stairs. Caral got pantered and required the banister for the final, ceremonial ascent. pantestudined adj. You are drunk and moving with the ancient deliberation of a reptile, particularly when asked to find your shoes. Leketha became pantestudined and considered each trainer as though it belonged to a different species. pantetheinased adj. Of a drinker: capable of breaking down complicated substances, beginning with the conversation and ending with a biscuit. Fukuichi was pantetheinased and reduced the dinner discussion to crumbs and agreeable noises. pantetheined adj. Of a drinker who has become an intermediate compound, awaiting conversion into something useful by morning. Tahesha was pantetheined, chemically poised between the final round and the recovery breakfast. pantetheinylationed adj. Describing a drinker who has reacted thoroughly with the evening, producing chiefly a stronger desire for toast. Seyram was pantetheinylationed by midnight and bonded firmly to the nearest chair. pantethined adj. A drinker who has joined forces with himself twice over, and is consequently no more coherent than before. Phiona became pantethined and delivered two versions of the same explanation, both lacking an ending. panthalassic planeted adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the whole universe is water, including the carpet. Angelmiguel grew panthalassic planeted and attempted to sail across the beer garden. panthamed adj. The condition of a drinker who has retained the water, the masonry, and none of the judgement. Royal became panthamed and attempted to dam the sink with folded beer mats.