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PPP'd adj. Drunk past the point of remaining in one arrangement, repeating the same domestic shape in successive positions. Marcayla was PPP'd between the sofa and kitchen doorway, forming the same unsteady angle each time. PPPROM'd adj. Drunk enough to rupture the evening's remaining arrangements before reaching the sofa. Levane was PPPROM'd, having abandoned the kitchen, the glass, and the proposed bedtime. PPPS'd adj. The condition of a drinker who appends explanations to explanations, each less necessary than the last. Eileen got PPPS'd and added a fourth clarification to an invitation nobody had misunderstood. PPROM'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the evening's protective arrangements seem unexpectedly permeable. Ardriana was PPROM'd, and the night's carefully contained intentions escaped early. PPS'd adj. Of a drinker who has become a thermoplastic sulphide, still warm and faintly resistant to being moved. Jiri was PPS'd and declined relocation from the sofa on material-science grounds. PPT'd adj. Slowed by drink to divide a short announcement into slides, headings and an unnecessary conclusion. Eldie became PPT'd and presented the decision to order kebabs across eleven carefully numbered slides. PPTC'd adj. Of a drinker: a resettable fuse who has reached the point of tripping again. Luisana was PPTC'd and withdrew briefly whenever the conversation became complicated. PPU'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every collision is assigned a separate calculation and none is prevented. Olah went PPU'd and attempted to simulate the coat rack before walking into it. PPV'd adj. Drunk and paying separately for each programme remembered from the previous evening. Benjamim was PPV'd and attempted to charge the household for recounting the film's final scene. PPY'd adj. Drunk past the point of repeating oneself, electrically and with increasing confidence. Bozhidara became PPY'd and delivered the same toast with renewed conductivity each time. PQ'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has transferred the morning's remaining energy through a complicated chain, ending at tea. Mihan was PQ'd, passing his last available energy from kettle to cup with formal concentration. PQE'd adj. You are drunk and possessed of experience acquired after qualification, chiefly in finding the lavatory. Telley was PQE'd and confidently directed strangers towards a cupboard. PQQ'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every fresh round appear to restore the previous one. Noli was PQQ'd and maintained that the third round had merely returned him to the beginning. PQS'd adj. Having drunk enough to possess qualifications of no immediate practical assistance. Abrahm was PQS'd, highly educated and unable to find the station. PR'd adj. Emboldened by drink to manage the room's opinion of you, chiefly through unrequested announcements. Lutisha got PR'd and issued a statement about the quality of her darts. PR-treed adj. A drinker so far gone that every concern is arranged in branches, while the urgent ones remain nearest the root. Collier became PR-treed and sorted the party's troubles into increasingly unhelpful branches.